My name is Khan

@igowildfordaddy Iris ❤️ missed you

so… hi?

@britneyqueers_ @yc Sis

@MangosDevourer @yc Bro

look nothing that "happened" in gRoan gate matters truly but other celebrities jumping in make-a-wish style for a child with a chanel purse is very funny

IDF: Israeli killed near Lebanon border struck by IDF fire, not Hezbollah haaretz.com/israel-news/is…

@AlinejadMasih @mehdirhasan @tparsi Hi Masih, how happy were you when the regime you twerk for killed 160 school children?

This is the Islamic Republic’s threat: They say we put the last two in a sack, kidnapped them brought them back to Iran and killed them. You’re next. We’ll put you in a sack too. This is what I’m facing these days and on the other side, two men @mehdirhasan and @tparsi who have never lived in Iran, who have no family there, who have never faced imprisonment and assassination plots by this regime, are now obsessively targeting and bullying me, using their platforms to spread misinformation in order to attack me. For security and safety reasons, I can’t talk about what I have been going through these days. But one day, I will reveal in full how the misinformation they keep repeating has been used these days by the Islamic Republic to target, intimidate, and endanger me and my family. For Mehdi Hasan, Trita Parsi and others who are using the same wrong narrative to attack me: Don’t you understand how the regime uses your social media statements to target me outside and interrogate our relatives, activists, and campaigners inside Iran? Let me give you an example: When @IlhanOmar shared misinformation about me on her twitter about my work as a freelancer journalist at Voice of America, it was immediately broadcast on state TV as “fact”, and later used by Islamic regime to justify targeting me, even hiring assassins in New York. You are obsessed with me, the same way the IRGC was obsessed and tried to kill me three times. That is why you keep twisting my words, as usual. You can never find any video or statement from me asking the US to “ bomb Iran”. By calling me, Islamophobic or an advocate to “bomb Iran”, you literally giving wrong evidence to IRGC and Islamists to kill me on US soil. You know it’s very well that I have warned the US to target the IRGC, missile sites, and the regime’s repression apparatus, not civilian, and not power plants. You know it very well that how many times I said, publicly targeting civilians and blackouts punish the Iranian people, not the terrorists holding them hostage. Unlike you, I don’t worship politicians, so, I praised President Trump when he was right and criticized him when he was wrong . You hate Trump and you shifted your hatred towards me and millions of unarmed Iranians who do the same and who do want to change this regime. Mehdi Hassan! You’ve always behaved like an intolerant mullah and a loyal ally to the Iranian regime, never to its suffering people. People like you constantly bully us and provide misinformation that the regime uses to interrogate our family members inside Iran. Mullah Mehdi! from your continuous platforming of regime apologists like Trita Parsi to your sermons calling non-Muslims “animals” , your pattern is clear. The Iranian people see through regime allies like you. Stop your smear campaign against Iranians who want to have the same freedom that you take for granted in America. #IranMassacre‌ #DigitalBlackout

@stucklikehoney With permission from you and the hubs, I might do an encore 😏

come do it for me

@riachi_jean 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 next week

بدأت المفاوضات على شكل النظام الجديد في ايران

安心しなよ

—Shh... He's sleeping! #銀魂 #gintama

@bigdumb_baby Happy birthday! 🎂

Ideal breakfast I fear

Plastic surgery speaking to me like the green goblin mask every time I see Kylie's new boobs

@CryptoSuit21 Awwww you sweet summer child. Bless your heart.

@MangosDevourer All fake.

@CryptoSuit21 What is your opinion on the widely reported fact that Donald Trump is a convicted rapist, serial cheat, liar, and a fraud? And why do you believe a single word that comes out of his mouth?

@pretentiouswhat @stevehou What is your opinion on the widely reported fact that China is pushing deadly fentanyl into the streets of the United States via the Mexican cartel?

@DazzaDavies Again. Paul Pogba was right.

Declan Rice is decent enough but 20 years ago he wouldn’t have got in Utd, Chelsea or Liverpool’s best sides and would have had a battle at Arsenal. Scholes, Carrick, Hargreaves, Makelele, Ballack, Essien, Lampard, Mascherano, Alonso, Gerrard all better than him.

@moonyeyed Adorbs

IDF strikes on over 100 medical facilities in Lebanon kill 40 medical workers, Health Ministry says haaretz.com/middle-east-ne…

A second child has approached Chappell Roan, sir

@DAlperovitch Do you have maps in your house? Or google maps in phone perhaps?

Taiwan needs to be taking careful notes right now about how relatively easy it is to shut down a small waterway vital to the commerce of an adversary that desires to attack you, and to gain great leverage while doing so…

@Red_Rogue55 @AngelicaOung No regime change happened by peaceful protest, organic or no. Entrenched authority do not give two fucks about placards

@MangosDevourer @AngelicaOung The usual tactic is to use an organic event and then infiltrate and turn it into violent protests and chaos. It's not the first time it was tried in Iran...Project Ajax was the CIA and MI6 orchestrating it.

January’s conspiracy theory is now March’s New York Times article. But I’m curious. What happened to their strategic sequencing? Surely it should have been decapitation followed by inciting riots. My theory which could totally be wrong is the demonstrations were organic at first and they saw an opportunity to piggyback onto it. But a lot of assets got burned and communications cut so they didn’t have resources for round 2.