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New covid variant, hanta, ebola outbreak... it's only May and we've already got three breakout hits. What will be the Virus of the Summer??

What if the Muppets went to space and also stopped being funny

All Star Wars stuff is so embarrassing

Good thing we elected the one who campaigned on lowering prices

@himbo_urbanist @amtkf40291 Great restaurant city! I was there in March, ate and drank well.

@amtkf40291 this is an excellent suggestion! I've never been North of Boston on the train and always wanted to visit Maine

What's a weird, small, but secretly very cool city that I can get to on Amtrak

@yeeeerika More things should come in squeezable tube form

@Chapinc we need tube technology

tomato paste in a paint tube is so cunty

On podcasts how do they know when to stop?

Nice did he have any other indulgences he considered necessities, I wonder?

@NateSilver538 England ahead of France? A little whimsy, sure why not!

We just launched PELE, our new soccer model! It is kind of insanely detailed. But we think you'll really like it and hope you'll check it out. Argentina *just* edges out Spain in the initial rankings. The US is ... much further down the list.

How is the No. 1 cause of death not getting run over by delivery people on e-bikes

Me liking every "hentaivirus" joke

@VanityFair and that time was the 1950s

There was a time—especially in Hollywood—when calling a friend “comrade” and campaigning for socialist candidates could draw scrutiny from House Un-American Activities Committee investigators. But comedians like Hannah Einbinder and Joel Kim Booster don’t seem to be afraid of political repercussions. Like many American leftists, they seem driven by a sort of moral certainty and an all-or-nothing sense of urgency vanityfair.com/news/story/la-…

Wow Spy vs. Spy have aged horribly

Zoomers will never understand the constant threat Xers faced growing up in the '70s and '80s from suffocation in discarded refrigerators. The danger was everywhere, and it was a miracle if you made it through alive.

The good thing about cruise ships is quarantinability is a feature that comes standard. Like all-wheel drive or power steering in a car.

Oh you skipped the Met Gala for the Knicks game? That's cool, I skipped both.

Clever! Someone at the Met Gala is dressed as a metaphor.

Those Georgia election workers are never getting the money they're owed, are they

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