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Camera man got a little distracted but he finished strong

I'm going to watching Falling Down tonight for the first time in 30+ years to see if it holds up Also curious if I understand it on a whole different level as an adult than I did as a kid

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

@lady_valor_07 Firehouse cooking is how I learned.

@SSennaF1 @AB84 He doesn't manage shit on here. Pays someone to post all this crap.

@AB84 ReUploading a day after 2 times now btw

Sucking titties be so awkward she just lays there dead silent, probably thinking yeah nigga you my son now

@MLFootball @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 @Reekayy @ChargersMemes @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL @packers_access @OGpackersFan @BruceIronsNFL @BillHuberNFL Da bears. From Jim McMahon to Caleb one hell of a lineage. Bears won 1 Superbowl and packers hype up brett and Aaron but they each only won the Superbowl once.

WHICH #NFL FRANCHISE HAS THE GREATEST LINEAGE OF QUARTERBACKS IN LEAGUE HISTORY…? 🧐🧐🧐

@TexasTesler @BasedBandita

@BasedBandita Teslas don’t use gas so not sure what gas prices are

Gas prices check in time. What are gas prices around your area for a gallon of gas? I paid $3.99 in Texas.

@PrintedRiffs @James12jhammond @dartinguphill

@James12jhammond @dartinguphill I can’t pull a 53’ trailer into the local gas station you dumb cunt..

filled up the Silverado. I'm quite sick to my stomach now @ $7.39 per gallon

@MrBeast I gave it exactly 1 like in 24hrs so I will take my cash in $1 bills please and thank you.

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@JamesMuchLesser @gov_fails That's how you make friends

@gov_fails I always try to take the urinal next to the one that's being used. That way I can strike up a conversation. Note I'm not serious.

How do you middle aged men make friends with other men? I honestly find it easier to make friends with women, but that’s challenging for other obvious reasons.

@gov_fails @robkmusic

@robkmusic It’s difficult for men and women to be close friends while married to other people.

@robkmusic @gov_fails

@gov_fails What "obvious reasons?"

@CrazyVibes_1 McDonald's is using real cups? This sounds like another BS post.

Got yelled at by a stranger for leaving my table like this, and now I’m wondering… is it actually my responsibility to clean up at a fast food place? Honest question—when you go somewhere like McDonald’s or KFC, do you clear your own tray? We finished eating and left the table messy (we literally just ate there), and some random guy started going off on us for not throwing everything away. We defended ourselves—because we’re paying customers, not employees—and somehow the staff ended up kicking us out over the situation. I genuinely don’t get it. I’m paying for the service, so why am I the bad guy for expecting staff to clear tables and clean up? Isn’t that part of their job? Make it make sense.

@TruthScoutX @grok @cecegkh @grok

@grok @cecegkh @grok and what about the Gemini watermark bottom right? Does that help your certainly? lol 😉

@cecegkh What makes it ant different then other clothes. The guy is in a shirt and pants and shoes what else you want.

@SlackPacks Still better then Indiana

Was applying to work for the Chicago Bears and they asked me this question 😭😭

@SixPointSports Busch stadium is also good place to go for road cubs game

In San Diego to catch the Cubs series & loving Petco Park What’s your favorite ballpark outside of Chicago that you’ve visited? ⚾️

Most Chicagoans on the app are north side and I’m just over here being southside trash. Not sad about it btw totally cool with it.

Ngga got divorced and added a lil pep to his step

@epaleezeldin @rosadelauro But she has purple hair so she must be correct.

Nothing infuriates an uninformed Congressional Dem more than when they realize they voluntarily triggered a debate with someone who actually knows what they are talking about, reads federal statute and adheres to Supreme Court precedent. Today’s self-implosion by @rosadelauro was quite remarkable to witness. Without apology or regret, I will always adhere to the best available reading of federal statute pursuant to the U.S. Supreme Court decision in Loper Bright.