charlotte alvarez

what essential oil will stop me from being a dumb bitch

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

@elysenaoma_ ew men are gross

just so we’re clear, this is NOT ok. i’m sick of this behavior from men. do better.

@nataliesteinn i’m cackling

finally😌

life is just refilling ur water bottle over and over again until u die

If you ate the popcorn at Gin Mill don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine!

@ihm_kiana that’s been my excuse until unfortunately 4 months ago

You ever had a coworker that goes to the extreme as to say they’re “going out of the country” to get out of changing shifts with you? Where ya gunna go? The couch?

As someone who is ugly I personally do not mind wearing a mask because it covers half of my face

This is pretty much everything

Every single letter was designed by Black artists from the Seattle area. 🥰

I love seth rogen’s approach to racists

@TheBurkel you should read the family next door! not a story book and pretty ~crazy~

Give me some book recommendations bitches.

i’ve spent 2 weeks hanging out with myself and i am so sorry to every person i have ever spent time with

Quarantine confessions: I’ll go first. I often hold it till I get to work to preserve tp

@ihm_kiana when my apple watch says “time to stand up” i just wave it around until it thinks i did

Literally ever person in the United States needs to watch this. PLEASE RETWEET

she’ll text me back she’s probably just doing a puzzle

Please tell me your embarrassing sex stories so i feel better. I just thought about the time a few years ago when a guy went down on me and we made eye contact and I waved for some reason