Denver Dave

@kristinbaucom and I missed Greeley and @UNC_Colorado a whole lot tonight so we took a Christmas tree out of a dumpster and decorated it in #keystonelight and parking tickets. #litmas #MeleKalikimaka #hawaiianchristmas

@netflix just gonna give you a heads up that I won’t watch the #witcher without Henry

My heart goes out to everyone with @MikeEvans13_

Someday I’m going to donate to Wikipedia.

@its_erinnn They can not

Today is my first day seeing patients all on my own and I worry they can all see the fear in my eyes #impostersyndrome

@helloalyx You got this buddy

Oh forgot to add, all 3 are taking place in diff states 😌 everything is fine

Really don’t recommend planning a dirty 30, bachelor/bachelorette party, and wedding that all takes place within 6mo of each other 🫠🎉

@ChileConEsteban @TheRealOJ32 @TomBrady @BuffaloBills Because he’ll murder you?

@TheRealOJ32 @TomBrady @BuffaloBills The day I run into OJ Simpson at a random sports bar will be the day I can die happy

They should learn from @TomBrady on how to quarterback sneak on the goal line. @BuffaloBills

I miss Emily

@Reallife_Keith @AdamSandler I want to see him throw some lobs to Miles Garrett

@TheBurkel @AdamSandler Absolutely setting the record for most assists in a celebrity game

How do we get @AdamSandler to play in the #NBA celebrity #allstargame ? I want to see Big daddy happy Gilmore all over those scrubs.

@ChileConEsteban I hate all 3 parts of this tweet

Having a warm pint of beer with a baked beans chaser to honor the Queen.

@janelle_fields_ That Alaskan king lookin real nice bud

New life goal: get one of these

@Fletchlight_ Electric slide

Talk all the shit you want about the playoff format and the tour championship. I agree 90 percent of the time. But this is ELECTRIC

@kyle_rivard I’ve never disagreed with anything you e said move

I wish Red Bull made a caffeine free version. Them shits bang

@JC_Bartley My neck has hurt for 4 days from sleeping weird

@sammytwochinz Dude same

@or4ngeyouglad Is this real

@Hershelthings @JA_Athletics You win this round

JA coaches prepping for the season to make sure all athletes are safe when working with our programs. #JAXC #JAtrack

@TomcatBoozehat Absolutely have told you I’m proud of you son

@chelsplane @kyle_rivard Especially with vodka in it

Orange juice has to be the most chugable juice in the game.

mental health is a lot like normal health in video games, where if your meter goes down you can just eat a can of baked beans to get it back up. you can get more mental health with the beans