HalderweenHunnie🎃

Came here to stay I’m wearing size medium pj’s and they fit perfectly and I am so cozy. That’s never happened in my entire adult life.

Work day done. Carne asada burrito in my belly. Clean sheets in the dryer. #itsagoodlife

Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year. The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year. Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.

Weird. Trump calls out the National Guard sometimes. Other times, he doesn't.

“There’s too much rapping not enough shark”

@KrissySD Fuck yeah!!!!

I did it!!

Sometimes I think finding a working soda stream sitting on a corner in my old neighborhood was the highlight of my life.

This move is making me a manic baddie! 😭😭😂😭

This rum n coke tastes like I’m gonna cry and make a scene later…

I’m too anxious to sleep.

“You’re my boner pills”

My tummy hurts.

@DisneyDLV Meeeeeeee

Wednesday marks one year of Early Access! Who's been playing since day one? ✋✨

I get the ick every time someone calls California “Cali.” I can’t handle it. 🤮🤮🤮

Someone come blow dry my hair. I don’t wanna.

Friend: “Girl, I knew I liked you the day you showed up by the pool with a bottle of tequila and a big bag of hot Cheetos” Me: 🥰🥰🥰

I’d like to be here. I can smell the crisp air through the photo! 😍🍂🎃

Current goal? Set all my bills to auto pay and not worry about anything bouncing by the end of the year.