Charles

Life is a confused teacher; first she gives the test then teaches the lesson.

I wanna unmeet you. I wanna start my life over and erase you completely from my life.

Get over yourself. Youre not that important, it's not like you are wifi or something like that.

God weet ek is lief vir hom, ek hoef nie 'n tweet te "retweet" om dit te bewys nie.

Die lewe sou tien teen een beter gewees het as Ef-El nog 'n band was.

I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

I am me. I am not willing to change for you, or anyone else. Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

Peace on the outside comes from knowing God on the inside.

Wens ons het nog in die cowboy-era geleef. Sou al 'n hele paar fokkers vandag geskiet het.

Afstand is n fokker.

Normal person flirting: "Hey sexy;)" Me flirting: "If you were a tree.... you'd be a good tree.""

I really miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever