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Charles Marshall

Charles Marshall

@CharlesComedian

I am a humorous motivational speaker, corporate comedian, and author traveling 100K miles a year speaking.

Springfield, MO Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Charles Marshall
Charles Marshall@CharlesComedian·
Somebody left their pants behind in a bathroom stall at the Atlanta Airport. How much of a hurry do you have to be in to walk off & forget your pants? Is some guy walking around the airport right now in his underwear with the nagging feeling that he's forgotten something? #comedy
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Charles Marshall
Charles Marshall@CharlesComedian·
@foniker I'm awarding you 25 points for using the words "explosive pants" in a sentence! 😆
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Kenan Turnbull
Kenan Turnbull@foniker·
@CharlesComedian Maybe he switched them for the explosive pants that he had a confederate stash in the bathroom earlier.
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Cara James
Cara James@jamescara75·
@CharlesComedian That’s somebody that doesn’t want to be recognized in the clothes that they were in? I don’t know just a thought.
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Ken Masterson
Ken Masterson@KenKraal93·
@CharlesComedian Maybe he changed into shorts and forgot them, or his bag didn't fit through the X-Ray if it had a bag-size limiting template in front of the belt, so he ditched them to reduce the size of his bag to make it fit. I used to be a security guard at Sky Harbor 1999-200. It happens.
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Rob
Rob@hillingdon531·
@CharlesComedian I’m guessing he changed in the stall…
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Charles Marshall@CharlesComedian·
@Peter329532 Oh, for crying out loud. It's a comedy bit. Everybody knows that. No one is in danger of taking this seriously.
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Peter ralph
Peter ralph@Peter329532·
@CharlesComedian Out of date information like this only increases the chance that an AED won't be used on someone that needs it. I'd suggest you book on a local CPR / AED course and then you might learn to save a life
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lazlo tooth
lazlo tooth@lazlototh67·
@CharlesComedian @Tony42600263 He's absolutely right. If we'd had access to defibrillators as kids or teens, there's no limit to the harm we'd have done, intentionally and unintentionally.
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