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@Freyy_is Unlinked would sound better

someone should make a website for unemployed people called linkedout.

@jmikhe All along I thought I was mad.Happened to me sometimes back and I stopped using it.

Btw, Nivea roll on causes boil on the underarms

@GeorgeiQwatson @grok Pick me

Hey @grok help me give away my old iPhone 16 pro max to a random person. In 72 hours pick a random comment with no likes and no replies to win this iPhone

Can your girlfriend rock this outfit on stage?

@pksalasya A very good furniture shop in a prime area with very good marketing.I have one already I guarantee returns will be quite good

Am looking for someone who have business idea that it's payback period is short apart from airbnb and betting that with this one million we can invest in .We shall share 70% me and him or her 30% .Tuende kazi i will be reading the comment by comment .

Ethiopians are sending money via MPESA for free yet here, the transaction fee has been going up. Mnasema hatuibiwi? Haha!

@Eddy_Smickz54 Injinia karibu Kenya karibu kanairo..

Bro nimemaliza campus na next year naigia field kusaka wera ,, anything less than 80K as a beginner after all government deductibles is an insult to my education ,,heri ikae

@AnganaKeith @rosheira Very well documented.I wish you could record a docu-series about this hike

Having nothing to do on a fine Wednesday, @rosheira and I decided to ascend 3,800m above sea level in the Aberdares to, out of curiosity, check out the site of a plane crash from 2018. Thread 🧵

@maktejah_ Identification incase the part is returned...kind of asset tagging

Do you know why spare parts shops spray their parts with some little paint? (5 Marks)

@bozgabi Depends kama 60k ni gross ama net

Tuseme uko Kanairo na una earn salary ya 60K per month... Rent inafaa kukua pesa ngapi hapo?🥲

@_ash_m_xx Please proceed on leave to avoid this shenanigans

I recently gave my resignation notice at work and ever since ni kama wameamua kuanguka na mimi. Issues left right and center, trying to increase workload... Is this normal?

By the way there's a very high likelihood of an earthquake in Kenya between now and 16th ie next week Wednesday. Magnitude is could be around 7 to 8 . It's a 45 to 55% probability due to the position of Venus mars and Neptune in relation to the earth , watch out

@_Kylaxx Kwani mko nchi ingine

Haha.. Ata mimi nashangaa wanaongelelea nini

@hanoj_ibsen @Son_of_Laikipia Uko very lucky kupata hio 48 ata mm ata haikupita bed charges

@Son_of_Laikipia TSC allowing even NHIF to take that much while all it does one you are admitted is to give 3k as bed charges. Back in 2022, the total bill was ksh. 781,472 after theatre and 16 days in the ward. NHIF shamelessly covered a whooping Ksh.48,000. Makofi kwi Ngui icio.🙄

A teacher from Nyeri has lamented on an X Space that TSC deducts two Medical insurances from him monthly,Ksh1300 Nhif&over 5K Minet but he has to beg for services even in public hospitals.TSC messes with unemployed,employed&retired teachers at the same time with impunity buana😌.

@s1ah_wanja Tjis is so fake

Jacob juma 😭😭

@Topman______ @Charlie5630

@ShankiAustine Weuh! Kameshikwa asubuhi mapema

@dcijuja @amiribrahim45 @Charlie5630

Kiburi na Maringo Kando Nataka Kila mtu aki drop handle yake tunamfolow bila maringo, not just dropping but also following Let's gain with @amiribrahim45 he is following back.

Daima mimi mkenya, mwananchi mzalendooooooooooo.

@dcijuja @Kenouma @CobbenMotors @Charlie5630

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