Charlie Lillis

Those kids probably think they love their father more than me 🤣

where’s he goin there’s ages left

Carrick clobbered Arteta 💀 #MUFC

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

@ManUtd ROONEY

Your #MUAcademy U18s for tonight's #FAYouthCup clash at Old Trafford! 🔴 Watch the 19:00 GMT kick-off live on #MUTV 📲

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Sources inside the club tell me cost‑cutting has reached a new level. Lammens’ kit is being reused this week after last games minimal involvement which left it “spotless and ready to go,” per staff familiar with the decision. [@utdscope]

I fucking hate him, he's so shit, I don't even need to say his name and everyone will know who I'm talking about.

🚨🇳🇴 Ole Gunnar Solskjær has shown interest in taking Manchester United job as caretaker manager, regardless of contract length. Man United, taking their time to assess candidates for the job. Darren Fletcher will be interim manager this week. ➕🎥 youtu.be/Byc6yyMKpIA

Sacked because he called out the board, not even because of his performances you know 🤣🤣 Should have been sacked after the Grimsby loss, The UEL final, Everton loss.

My guess is they back the incompetence on the board, sack Amorim, then play on the nostalgia of a Fletcher to calm the fans. Basically Ole again. And we'll be back here as usual in a year or two. #sacktheboard

"eat a brick or watch Ruben Amorim ball" me:

Not a single brain cell on this pitch at the moment, and minus 4 brain cells in the United dugout… woeful

I’m all for playing the youth but what is this Fletcher feen doing on this pitch???? He’s beyond useless

Nothing beats the last couple of minutes of Manchester United vs Lyon with the commentary from @ConorMcNamaraIE on @5liveSport! Was unbelievable #MUFC

@FIFA22_INFO @FutPoliceLeaks

🚨 Big RM Evolution coming • ✅ Incisive Pass+ • ✅ Tiki Taka • ✅ Massive Stats Upgrade • ✅ Gets ST Position Show me the card u want to use 👇

🤷 Young lads Description by kid : Cork full back with a the black cooper - his son I think Actual Answer: Robert Downey Junior

Manchester United have conceded 14 of their 23 goals this season when Manuel Ugarte is on the pitch.

Every week, Ugarte on, we concede… wtf does Kobbie Mainoo have to do to get some minutes

I need dorgu to slap Zirkzee so they can send the two of them off

@ManUtd Embarrassing

Beaten at home.