Charlie Rogers

Missed Calls. 09.27.24. Pre-Save Link In Bio!!!

Shout out to Nashville Electric Service (@NESpower) for more than doubling our electric bill following a natural disaster where we lost power for several days & many people still remain without power almost three weeks later……

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

No disrespect but I thought the military took an oath to defend the constitution and protect us against all enemies foreign and domestic.

@pessimisticoomf Hi! I do! 😂

nobody wants to release bisexual music anymore

Why does this feel like a threat?

If Mamma Mia Three isn’t called Mamma Three-a then what’s even the point?

Straight male comedians any time they go to work on a new comedy set.

Billionaires prove over & over again how narcissistic they are, so what if we feed into that? Hey billionaires, think of how much the world would praise you for ending climate change or for solving world hunger! Think of the statues, your names in the history books, the glory!

“MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM!”

Since the word “obliterated” is trending today… open.spotify.com/album/7HQrOfKn…

Since the word “obliterated” is trending today… open.spotify.com/track/5mxY5d2f…

.@imevanmichael after complaining about our 5:30 am flight for several weeks straight: “You know, after all of my bitching & complaining….I’m glad we got the early flight.”

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy" Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing