Da Life of Charlotte
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Da Life of Charlotte
@CharlotteDaBaby
No longer a baby, so my handle's a bit dated. (2011 bio: "I eat, I sleep, I poop. I'm sure I'll pick up other interests over time.")
Bay Area, California, USA Katılım Mayıs 2011
48 Takip Edilen23 Takipçiler
@PlayAdoptMe This is my Halloween costume in Adopt Me! (username: shinyunicom My friend’s username: hazyshooted) #AMTrickOrTreat
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I'm upgrading my profile, because I'm no longer a baby. For posterity, here's my 2011-2019 profile picture.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! (Well, I actually don't because I was just a newborn baby.) #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Because May 4 on a Saturday this year, my school is celebrating #StarWarsDay today instead. So I'm out there representing! #KellyMarieTran
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South San Francisco, CA 🇺🇸 English
Munch's Scream, but with a Minon, as reimagined by my 7-year-old self.
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Mom's been reading Charlotte's Web to me. Loved it, but just got to the end. WTF?!?!?!
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"What, they named an airport after me?"
Charlotte, NC 🇺🇸 English
Daddy put me on his back so I could see @JanelleMonae! (Of course, then he turned around for a picture.)
San Francisco, CA 🇺🇸 English
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My daughter today: "But I like my own opinion."
Me: "Don't we all."
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"I'm glad [the expansion of the Sun into a red giant, which will envelop the inner planets in 5 billion years] will not destroy Pluto."
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Me: "I know how to say 'noodles' in Spanish."
Parent: "How?"
Me: "Chow mein."
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Me: "I saw it -- one of those horn-ed people!"
Parent: "What? You mean an elk?"
Me: "Yes, an elk!"
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I believe it was the green one. Definitely in the first column. twitter.com/fivethirtyeigh…
FiveThirtyEight@FiveThirtyEight
Baby's first profanity: 53eig.ht/1kPqN0q
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"One time I got a paper cut while I was looking at a book in Target. I didn't buy it though, I was only looking at it."
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