🌻Joe Charman🌻

We out here

@NickJFreitas This isn’t the take to be making and you know it. You’re a better man than this Nick.

Biggest difference between right and left… No one on the right wishes that woman were dead. The left would be jubilant if she had run over and killed that ICE agent.

@sherwoodfaire it’s almost time!

@infosec_fox I’m in the position where I can no longer tell what is a marketable salary

I will been reporting any job that pays less than market rate on LinkedIn as a scam.

@medus4_cdc Noooo probably not. But your art is your art and I’m just glad to share that with you

@CharmanderJoe So you're REALLY not going to like what I'm planning for this robot dog I bought. It isn't a furby, but it's somehow worse

I accidentally melted a corner of my XBOX shell by putting it on the fireplace door for an impromptu Jackbox session with the family. The electronics are fine, but the shell is ruined Today, I acquired a broken VCR from a local electronics shop. To be continued

@BentleyAudrey Been there. Did not stay on medication for long 🤷🏼‍♂️

Me convincing myself I don't need to be medicated for my ADHD because I work better while simultaneously working on ten things at once...

@BentleyAudrey @medus4_cdc Hard same. If I don’t have lyrics to read along, I’m there for the songs vibes alone. I don’t understand a word 😅

@medus4_cdc Dude I can’t understand what any singer is ever saying apparently..because anytime I look up the lyrics? WRONG 🤣

Some random white guy will tell you he doesn't like rap because he can't understand what they're saying, and then go listen to Pearl Jam.

@medus4_cdc Jfc what a good take. Thank you for posting more ❤️

@TracketPacer @SchizoDuckie That’s so freaking healthy dude.

@SchizoDuckie it’s hard to make me jealous tbh

> How much networking do you need on the truck? < Yes. > How many monitors and screens? < Yes. > So basically something that'd make @TracketPacer jealous? < Yes. youtu.be/aW8tDVsQZrI

@mtgreenee Marjorie let’s talk about these emails though

I’m introducing a bill to ban H1B visas in all sectors with a phase out in medical while we build up American doctors. Ending H1B visas will also help the housing market. Ending H1B visas mean more jobs available for Americans and more homes available for Americans. But we also have to stop corporations like Blackrock and other asset managers from buying up houses. When Americans have good paying jobs they will be able to buy homes as long as they don’t have to compete with legally imported labor on visas and rich powerful asset management companies.

@medus4_cdc @TC_Johnson TC retired?!? I really did lose contact with yall 😭 congrats brother!

Happy Veterans Day to my husband @TC_Johnson- 20 years in the USAF, 3 deployments, started as a c130 mechanic, moved to Space operations, and then finished his service with the Civil Air patrol, before he retired last year. So proud of my husband the badass 🙂

@HackingDave Great shot btw. Makes me miss the paintball days!

@HackingDave Dave we gotta get you in armor someday. It’s life-changing. My #WeHackHealth story would be 100% on that experience.

Solid airsoft pic the other day 😅

@niksadecimal @infosec_fox Long live the Chancla 🩴 The official footwear of WFH.

@CharmanderJoe @infosec_fox Honestly I have way more comfortable chanclas (flip flops) and slip-ons I can use and still retain my sense of dignity

Good morning. Am I the only person on the planet left to buy a pair of crocs?

@niksadecimal @infosec_fox Whether or not you accept this responsibility is irrelevant, but I do hold your opinion in high regard. If you say no to crocs, I feel empowered to hold that line with you.

@infosec_fox I'm also holding out. Stay strong.

@ImposeCost But hey IDX is a great company so if anyone is going to pick up your monitoring, I’d pick them!

Womp womp. 🤣

@infosec_fox Group 7, reporting in

If you’re seeing this, you’re in group 7.

@ImposeCost I’ll take the sword

Hard take: People that say the pen is mightier than a sword have never tried to win a gun fight with a writing utensil.

@tedcruz Hahahah you’re such a douche

@shenetworks Not at all. But also I work for one of the best: x.com/zerofox/status…

I’m curious. If you work in cyber security, does the company you work for care about visible tattoos? More specially hands/neck? (Government employees need not respond)