Charming Christie

@gkbalogs Pele ooo CFO 😀 The list never ends.... You see that PESTLE, it will make you question why you left your 9-5. Always changing. P&E hits harder most times. Just when you think you have figured it out, something shifts. Sigh***

I want to write an article on how one day you just want to sell the best Parfaits & Juices, then before you know it, you are dealing with COG, EBITDA, PBT, SWOT, TAM, SAM and then you end deep inside NPVs, PESTLE, ROA, ROE, WACC and it just goes on. And na Adam casue all these things...

@drickydee @Omolomo_o Take Pap every morning for one month. GERD disappears. Come back and thank me.

@Omolomo_o Fermented products can literally give you GERD

people need to understand the science behind fermentation

@Omolomo_o I have not laughed this hard today 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.

i remember one time i was going to epe from ajah. the bus was waiting for just one more passenger so we could move. then a man entered and the bus was full, driver shut the passengers door, and took off immediately. we drove for almost ten minutes before (a thread)

@SimplyKalby @AdageorgeA @degogetteer Lol

@AdageorgeA @degogetteer She may regret this action later. I don’t know what she experienced though but I don’t assume separation is the ultimate unless he is battering her

I actually ended my marriage not because i wasn’t proud of being married. But I discovered that I was the one marrying myself. I gave so much to my ex marriage thinking a future with someone who add lost interest in me I endured so many things in my past marriage just to keep on wearing that crown. But I never knew that I was hiding my own happiness and peace. I didn’t follow other women methods in which they leave their husband. I left without saying a word or causing drama. I left quietly like someone who was heading to the market. I did not return to my parents house because I already made plans in getting me a new place. Where I rented for myself. I felt nothing while leaving because I had already heal up. While still in my marriage upon leaving my marriage i learned a great lesson Never force anything to work just because you need it to work. Everyday i celebrate the very day i took the best decision of my life. Marriage is a stalker it stalk you up as a woman. In which you play the old fashioned

@Chizitere_xyz "David went from waking up to his daughters jumping on his bed every morning to having to negotiate with his ex for a 5-minute WhatsApp video call." Can’t he take this up legally? Shouldn’t he have the right to speak to his children freely? Abi, how does it really work?

We have a guy at my firm. Let’s call him David. David is a senior manager, always the first to crack a joke, buys the team lunch on Fridays, and dresses impeccably. A true "stand-up guy" who seems to have his entire life figured out. But nobody knew that for the past 8 months, David has been going home to a completely empty 1-bedroom apartment, sleeping on a single mattress on the floor. His colleagues just assume his family relocated abroad. The truth? Family court stripped him of everything. He spent 12 years breaking his back to build a beautiful home for his wife and two daughters. When the marriage crashed, the court ordered him out to "maintain stability for the kids." He left with just a suitcase. Now, he pays the rent for that big house, plus their school fees, while struggling to feed himself. But the money isn't even the worst part. It’s the crippling silence. David went from waking up to his daughters jumping on his bed every morning, to having to negotiate with his ex for a 5-minute WhatsApp video call. He was legally demoted to an "every other weekend" uncle. Men are carrying mountains of grief and hiding it behind office banter and hanging out with the boys. David sits at the lounge with the guys after work, laughing and buying drinks. But when he drives home, he sits in his parked car for an hour in the dark just to cry before facing his empty apartment. Society has convinced us that a man's heartbreak over losing his family isn't valid. We expect them to lose their homes, their daily access to their kids, and their peace of mind, and just show up to work on Monday in a suit like nothing happened. Check on your strong male friends. The system is breaking them in half, and they are bleeding out in absolute silence.

@FrankUgoc @eddie_wrt Our mentor ooo😃😀😄

@eddie_wrt Bro's clean as fuck, na him be my mentor now

Billion-dollar oil company Springfield Energy’s Founder and CEO, Kevin Okyere, displays his dancing skills.

@jpattueyi @Moon_are_shii 💯 very apt...

@Moon_are_shii We always find ways to inflate the cost of our lifestyle but we lack imagination when it comes to increasing our income.

I hate how you people find new ways to complicate life. Bridal shower, bachelorette, baby shower, gender reveal and now I’m seeing wedding date reveal cakes. Are you people mad?!

@heavensbvnny As it should be. Real friendship and genuine love.

Sat next to an elderly couple at a cafe today and I can't get them out of my head. The wife had been there a while when the husband arrived. He greeted her, "Hi princess." They bought a cookie to share. The wife decided she wanted to eat it all and sent husband off to buy his own cookie while she munched on the rest. Husband came back with his new cookie and she immediately stole it too. So much giggling so much joy. He was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. "Give me back my cookie!" They were loud and careless and lovely. I have never seen two people have so much fun just loving each other. I might never stop thinking about them. I hope they have the most beautiful life together.

@theeminentrader @OurFavOnlineDoc I am hoping dis engagement (or talk), as you mentioned, will convert to sales. From the engagement, you can see that the ad message is not resonating with a lot of people. The message wasn't really clearly communicated. I just hope the ad will convert to Naira & Kobo sha. 🙂

@OurFavOnlineDoc It's actually a marketing strategy They know it'd make people talk about it more. Just the way you just did

Watch from 0:35-0:38 And you can see clearly she used an Apple iPhone while trying to advertise and market an iTel earbud. How are you marketing earbud from iTel and pairing with iPhone? Why do Nigerian advertisers and PR companies almost never pay attention to little details?

@Andinayo_imali @VERITY_HQ You can say that again. Younger generations see this as the ideal way to live, and then they end up miserable because their real life doesn't measure up. Forgetting that you can't even live like this till age 90. You are gonna start a family someday.

@VERITY_HQ You replace real people with taking videos of yourself all day so you can get online validation from strangers? In an apartment in the middle of a desert, stuck in a cubicle all day in uncomfortable clothes... Modernity and materialism has cooked y'alls brains.

This is arguably the best way to live as a man .

@realtinabrown_ The lies are just getting too much. Sigh*

I’m sorry but some of you don’t look like how much you put out here that you earn everytime. Am I missing something?

@willyszn_ @AdegbolaEsther7 😭😢😢😭😢😢😢

@AdegbolaEsther7 Are we still talking about kissing or …..

Top kisser!! Been a top kisser all my life. I kissed this guy one time and mid-kiss I realized… Oh. This one is a top kisser too. Naturally I switched to bottom because I don’t like it . He switched back to top. I switched again. He switched again. We were rotating positions. And that’s when I knew. This is the kind of man that wants to be babied. Because to me, being a bottom kisser is real control. You’re the one regulating the whole situation. You control the pace. You decide how the warmth spreads. Bottom kisser is the lead. But this man insisted on being top. Meaning he wanted me to be the one creating all the heat and warmth. Ohhh. So you don’t want to generate warmth. You want to feel warm. You want to stand there and be handled. Princess tendencies. From that one kiss I saw the future. And in that future, I was doing manual labor. Never again. 😭

@Starrgirl_Ada @Ugochukwu96_ 😄😃😀 did they really think it was sustainable.

@Ugochukwu96_ Everybody don go find real work 😂

I haven't been seeing tweets like "Twitter is a full-time job" anymore. What's going on? 😂

@josh_uglyasf Daughters of Eve and Sons of Samson, you all deserve each other. 😀😃😀

I think all men should see this video and allow it simmer

@edchiebuka @Babajiide 😁 I totally understand. Wishing you guys the best.

@CharmingXtie @Babajiide Lol, it's the hustle

No, they will not pay for subscription services in the traditional sense. Major subscription platforms like Netflix, Spotify, and numerous other subscription-based services have recorded low subscription numbers. When examining African markets specifically, consumer behavior tends to strongly favor pay-as-you-go payment models rather than committing to ongoing subscription-based arrangements.

@edchiebuka @Babajiide The number of builders on this App sha....lol

100% agree. Building a product right now and this thread just made me rethink my pricing. The shift isn’t just about affordability, it’s about framing. “₦2,500/month” feels like a trap. “₦5,000 for a specific outcome” feels like a transaction they control. Same money, completely different psychology.

@kokochidozie @A_Feranmi @MuyoSan I don't know ooo. Does Selar have a subscription based revenue model? Same Selar that you have to direct traffic to your product before you can sell. If not, OYO....

@A_Feranmi @MuyoSan Selar how ?

Chowdeck seems like the exception. Pretty sure there's a sizable user base paying that ₦3500 per month.

@g_diets_ "You need to push yourself to the edge of exhaustion at least three times a week." Lazy me can not relate 🙃🙃🙃

Some of you want to look younger than your age, like Kate Henshaw and others out there. Yet you cannot put in the required effort to look younger and extend your life. If you are ready to look younger, I have some secrets that can shake things up for you. See, aging is not just about getting older; it is accelerated by toxic overload, nutrient deficiencies, hormonal disruptions, gut inflammation, poor sleep, and a serious lack of exercise. Look, if you are doing moderate workouts, then you are not ready. Well, moderate workouts are for lazy people. You need to push yourself to the edge of exhaustion at least three times a week. When you hit that out-of-breath zone, you are not just building stamina; you are boosting circulation and releasing powerful chemicals that fight aging. You should also consider red wine. Well, not exactly the drinking part. There is a magic molecule found in red wine called resveratrol. You do not have to sip wine every night; you may take resveratrol as a supplement. This speeds up your DNA repair and reduces inflammation. If you want to maximize its benefits, mix it into homemade yogurt loaded with probiotics. Forget the ones you get from the supermarket; they are weak. You can easily make your own yogurt at home and turn billions of probiotics into trillions of live cultures that will help your body fight aging from the inside out. You should also consider intermittent fasting. Forget the “breakfast is important” idea. Skip breakfast entirely and restrict your eating to just six hours a day. See, it is not just about what you eat but when you eat. Fasting does not just burn fat; it activates your body’s anti-aging defenses. Load up on plants rich in polyphenols—think leafy greens, grapes, and olive oil—to trigger your body’s stress response and block normal aging mechanisms. Cut out sugar, bread, and processed foods. These are poisoning your body and accelerating aging, leading to diseases like diabetes and heart disease. Let me say this again: modern food alone cannot provide the biological upgrades needed to slow down aging, so do not skip supplements. However, work with your healthcare provider to choose the right supplements. Aging is not just a natural process; it is something we can tackle head-on. Mind you, the goal is not to live forever but to look and feel amazing as you embrace your golden years. So get moving, nourish your body wisely, and let us defy those aging stereotypes together. I am rooting for you. Don't forget to reach out for a well-structured meal plan. Share and tag your friends.

@TheAjibolaGrey Sigh****

When I was 5yrs old, we were complaining about not having light, 20yrs later, we still don’t have light. This fucking bastard country.

@2dayinghistory @Morris_Monye Talk is cheap....

@Morris_Monye Depends on what you do, make sure to solve the essentials: Food Clothing Shelter And any basic essential service. Anything outside the essentials would be difficult to crack...

Let’s not lie, making money is incredibly difficult as a business person in Nigeria. You also need some luck too.