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@BarbaraDixon__ I’m sorry how can they be 2 already?! ❤️

Here they are…..the miracle twins…. Still thriving…Ivy on the right….23wks and weighing 500gms Ella 28wks and under a kilo Causing havoc in Egypt !! …2 year old little Cleopatras….! ❤️❤️

@ClarksonsFarm1 Our kids went to one last year.

@Hippyfish77 😂😂😂

Morning morning ✨✨✨✨ the bird feeder situation has got well out of hand 😂😂

@RevRichardColes Guarantee Trump will say it’s all to do with him!! 😂😂

@BarbaraDixon__ Oh my goodness I haven’t seen them for a while and man they have grown so much! So wonderful to see ❤️

True mischief makers !!! ❤️❤️❤️

@benonwine Where’s the mug they used to come in?!

Cadburys Easter Eggs say nothing about Easter. What are they scared about and what is the point of an Easter Egg without an Easter message.

@GaddersII Ha ha I have a neighbour like that too!! 😂

My neighbour's idea of a glass of wine

@MartinSLewis I was nearly £500 in credit got about £300 back now they have increased my payments saying I don’t have enough to cover my bills which is rubbish!!

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@gwensteroony I’ll tell you tomorrow after my Mum’s!! Not sure how much sleep I’ll get tonight!! Hope you got some good rest

Is it normal to be absolutely wiped out after a funeral? #shattered

@Hippyfish77 Within 30 seconds in my book!! While loudly shouting ‘oi twat, no!!!’

How long after someone starts a speaker phone call on a train is it legally acceptable to knock the phone out of their heads and stamp on their heads until they shut up ? Asking for myself .....

@LessGrumpy I have 2 in my kitchen drawers from my mother’s house. Best knives!!!

When we were clearing my mum’s house I grabbed a few of these knives. Made in Sheffield. Probably originally from my grandmother’s house and dating from late 1930s. And never was there a finer device for spreading butter.

@Hippyfish77 This was at Mum’s Care Home

The feeder really does attract " all types of bird " 🙄

@beautifuleast Hook, line and sinker!! 😂

Wow. Turns out, the funny cheese guy ain't that funny... 😬

@earthcurated My Dad 🥲

You have one hour to sit on this bench with anyone, from any time, who would it be?

@Hippyfish77 Tea bagged your grandpa 🤣🤣

Had oral sex with Batman , no doubt he was like a parched spaniel 🙄

@fesshole My ex-husband loved them, one of the many reasons he’s an ex 😂😂

My dad introduced me to cheese and jam sandwiches as a child. Still one of my favourites today in my 50s and I've still never heard of another person eating this combination. Please tell me it's not just me now. RIP Dad.

@Arron_banks I start work at 8.30 so breakfast club means I can drop my child off and not have to ask someone else to do it. He has food at home before he goes and something there. We pay a nominal fee.

It’s a parent responsibility to give a child breakfast.

@ElonMuskAOC Every month! You should try it some time!!

Have you?

@TimMilts We did a £5 for the exact same tooth but with a note stating the going rate thereafter was £1!! 😂

Historic day in our household. L is buzzing that he’s finally lost a tooth 🤣 How much is the going rate for the first tooth for the tooth fairy these days?? 50p, £1, more??

@ellielexx I’m so pleased this brought you so much comfort and reassurance ❤️

Dearest Billy, Something extraordinary happened today. Earlier this week, I was emailed a press release asking if I’d like a reading with a medium called Rosie Morgan. I emailed back, “Why not?” and just like that, it was booked for today. You came through. 🧵