Chase Evans

This is why I’m up at 2am, to witness history being made. In 4 years the Republicans have lost the House, the Senate and the WH. I’m so proud of you Georgia. God bless Stacey Abrams for everything she has done for this country! I can breathe a sigh of relief.

Yo @SleeperHQ your captcha ain't working, just FYI

Very disappointed in the #BF6OpenBeta, the vibe is very much NOT the Battlefield I knew and loved, there’s just too much wrong with it to list here but this Reddit post perfectly encapsulates my problems with it. reddit.com/r/Battlefield/…

Nothing ever happens!

What’s really funny to me here is that Elon thinks he is some sort of courageous hero for this, but everyone knew this for years including himself when he was giving money to Trump and praising him as a savior. Hey @elonmusk, you are not being a hero, you are exposing yourself as a hypocrite.

💥 Russia launched Oreshnik at Ukraine and the missile promptly exploded over Kazakhstan. Oreshnik is an intermediate-range ballistic missile (IRBM) with Multiple Independently-targetable Reentry Vehicle (MIRV) intended for nuclear strikes.

This motherfucker is on drugs. The last thing we want is to trust him with our private data and have our constitution destroyed. $PLTR

BREAKING: Elon Musk has said: In light of the President’s statement about cancellation of my government contracts, SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately

"Siri, what 15 second video clip serves as a metaphor for the culmination of the last half-Century of American-led, fossil fuel driven, neoliberal capitalism?" [Video by @stuartpalley]

Hey @CORSAIR someone forget to delete a sentence, BTW I'm available if you need help with your Copy😉Solid explainer, though. corsair.com/us/en/explorer…

“And when will we hold these elections?” “On a Tuesday. During work.”

Fascism has come to America, and as predicted, it is wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

North Korean troops are currently invading a country in Europe alongside Russia and the entire Western world is in a coma with zero response

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

Appeasement of dictators is a sign of weakness, not strength.

Personally, I think they should finish the Roadster from 7 years ago before teasing the dorkbus 9000 but to each their own.

@Google Trend email subs are going away this month. Throw it in the graveyard with all the other Google products, I guess? As someone who actively uses Google Trends, this sucks. I've lost so much faith in Google, too many dead services after 2-3 years... killedbygoogle.com

@AshleyEsqueda @FBI

And I ask: does THIS sound like somebody being paid by Russia to you?!

There’s a whole genre of uneducated fools who think themselves very clever for listening to a different type of propaganda.

Nothing will ever top this video 🤣