The Chaser

From the archive but always relevant:

“When I said the Pope is weak on crime, I meant it as a compliment.”

Diversity achieved in principle, and only in principle. Full story below👇

Reports suggest that after breaking yet another ceasefire via mass bombings, some nations are considering wagging their finger in disapproval. Meanwhile the UN has even threatened to use an exclamation mark in their next letter. chaser.com.au/world/world-to…

"Hey buddy, listen, war crimes are not on. Ok?" said international allies before supplying them with more weapons

(This was first posted in 2024 but the government still seems to be using the same template)

The Australian Government has released a statement following the latest (insert war crime here)

Unprofessional: Keir Starmer yaps on for way longer than 3 minutes

National Address could have been an email

"That's right, we found him and he's ready to get back to work" - Anthony Albanese

QLD police going door to door at Karaoke bars making sure no one is singing John Farnham songs

Full article here: Strike leaves ABC without content, leaving Sky News without content chaser.com.au/general-news/s…

"The terrifying power of a union"

Peace plan enters its most aggressive phase yet. Full story below👇

"I am happy to stand here and wait until you do the right thing."

Full article here: Albanese to add booing him to controversial hate speech laws chaser.com.au/national/alban…

The PM said he will also be banning the use of 'hateful slurs' including 'spineless prick' and 'class traitor'.