Juxtaposed John

@Mackay1981 @ScotlandSky Who’s to blame for the 3 taigs up in court 10 years ago for abusing him, was that McInnes’ fault as well, aye? Fucking roaster.

McInnes used the word "disgusting" the other night. The attack by not only him, Kris Boyd, John Robertson, Derek Ferguson towards officials is disgusting that has led to Police outside one of their houses. Hang your heads in shame. Surely @ScotlandSky will remove Boyd.

@thoughtland @scottishgreens What does he actually offer though. What’s his life experience that makes him a good representative for his constituents? You haven’t a fucking clue, have you?

I hope the usual suspects don’t embarrass themselves (in vain, no doubt). We should be proud that the Scottish Parliament is capacious enough for singular people like Q to get a shot at political representation. And I’m pretty proud of @scottishgreens at the moment

@RangersBanter17 I’d give @JimDOfficial a go. At least it would be a laugh.

If Rohl was to leave who would you want to replace him? Gerrard, Muscat & McInnes likely favourites but Askou could be a shout.

@LucyAJackson_ A fucking laughing stock of a parliament. Nothing’s changed since last year then!

Here's the full list of languages MSPs spoke during their Holyrood oaths today 🚨 Arabic, BSL, Scots, Dundonian Scots, Doric, Gaelic, Shona, Mandarin, French, Dutch, Shaetlan, Orcadian, Polish, Hindi

@GlasgowCC Hopefully finished by 2030

Work begins next month on the Argyle Street East Avenue, which will significantly improve this key city centre street, including a new eastwards bus route. More info 👉 ow.ly/8yX950Z04x4

@BrianSpanner1 I wouldn’t ride that thing into battle

It’s hard not to like this guy when there’s a photo of him returning from a holiday in Cuba with one of his staff he was pumping carrying his clothes in a Tesco bag for life.

@CalumA_Steele Did you get all excited thinking you’d made a funny and bash that out with your hooves and send it without checking? 🫠

I reckon if Thomas here walked into Slaters in that suit - they wouldn’t let him leave without altering altering it to fit, lest he be seen leaving and anyone thought it was one of theirs

@JimFairlieLogie He would get wined and dined as well. A free day oot!

Delighted to have Dad, the man who started it all , at Holyrood for our Swearing In ceremony for Session 7 of the Scottish Parliament

@putey_pute Isn’t this why Tesco don’t bother to develop robots to stack shelves?

Getting an actual job is obviously beneath these parasites.

@SuzJamieson It’s not their fault you’re a low IQ weegie bigot, leave them be 👍

I don't give a monkey's how many languages MSP's give their oaths in. What *does* piss me off is that they're all swearing allegiance to the "king" of another country and his family. They should ALL be swearing allegiance and to be faithful to, the people of Scotland.

@ReplacetheM8 I love how people in Glasgow just get more stupid by the day. You morons deserve the shithole you have.

Council backs option 3 "remove"! This is the option that could repair the city and heal the scar. Now we need the best professionals to work with the City and, most importantly, the people of Glasgow who will use the route, to get it right. glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/26103805.…

@andrewlearmonth @heraldscotland @_RebeccaMcCurdy If Swinney wants to fly with the crows he can be shot with the crows. Fuck Sinn Fein, murderous bastards. He’s a scumbag and a pox on my country.

John Swinney tells @heraldscotland's Brian Taylor that "people have got to move on" when it comes to Sinn Féin. Story by @_RebeccaMcCurdy here heraldscotland.com/news/26101112.…

@blairanderson35 Glasgow is a fucking shithole and you having your nose in the trough will do fuck all to clean it up.

We’re not rattled by you. We just think you’re a bunch of frauds and cranks. Reform tried to *threaten* Glaswegians who voted against them with their immigrant concentration camps. The good people of Glasgow saw through it and put the Greens in second place - Reform came 4th…

@LesleyRiddoch Big hauns Salmond wanted to remain the monarchy.

Tourists will love the ancient bling. Foreigners will love the pageantry. Royal watchers will lap it up. But for indy-supporting Scots, this rigmarole is just a powerful assertion of hierarchy, elite control and the stranglehold of the past over 'modern' Britain. #KingsSpeech

@scottishgreens Ah, so we should turn to the green MSPs for assurance and guidance in the darkest times and not the monarch that unites Great Britain? Is there one MSP in particular we should focus on, or just hang onto the nose ring of any of them? 🤔🤪

Families are struggling, workers are exploited, and our climate is in crisis. All this pomp and grandeur for an unelected billionaire won't help the people of Scotland. It's time to #AbolishTheMonarchy

@belfastbhoy1961 Should Muslims, (anti Christian organisation) be allowed to settle in Christian countries and why would they want to. ?

Why should the Orange Order ( anti Catholic organisation) be allowed to march through Catholic areas and why should they want to. ?

@L60359420 @MrsBr0wn_82 @theSNP @scottishgreens @theSNP dumbing down of Scotchland continues apace. They should be jailed for crimes against the nation.

@MrsBr0wn_82 A racist man, cosplaying as 'not a man', in Scotland on a student visa is now sitting as a MP in our Scottish parliament. How far can this country fall? Wait, we've just re-elected the women-hating @theSNP AND the looney @scottishgreens We've fallen to the depths of hell. 😱

What a depressing sight A dark day for Scotland and the Scottish people

@MrsBr0wn_82 It’s like the preamble to a really shit comedy sketch ripping off @RealMattLucas

@thisisgoradio This is a pain in the hole in places it’s not required. Very easy to slip over 20 mph too.

The phased rollout of 20mph speed limits across Glasgow begins next month. The city council says the aim is to cut collisions, reduce injury severity and help create calmer, safer streets, especially for people who walk, wheel and cycle. Govan will be the first city neighbourhood to see the change. A legal order coming into force on Thursday, June 4 will enable speed limits to be reduced from 30mph to 20mph on 194 streets or street sections in the area. Installation of new signs and road markings will then follow over a four-week period. The new 20mph speed limits will apply once the signage is in place. In total, around 3,800 streets or street sections across Glasgow will move to a lower 20mph speed limit as part of a wider rollout.

@luluphooey So you don’t want to follow the rules? Okay…

Amazing how every other winning party in an election, gets to carry out their manifesto. Except in Scotland. In Scotland it doesn’t count, when pro Indy parties have a huge majority.