Tate Muluti

@KhivaIV Iwe ungachinde usanagwire mabere? Utota bwanji? 🤣

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@mcbrams Uchitsilu at the highest order! Tizawina nkhondo! Mphamvu yake mulungu! Ozitcha oyera kumene uliko umve!!

Malawi: “No forex, the economy is bleeding.” Also #Malawi: “Arrest the man growing a potential cash crop.” Imagine scrambling for dollars while destroying something the global market is literally paying for. Economic strategy or self-sabotage?

@Loki_Megaa Akuti akhala "Chichala" osati "Kachala" chifukwa anthu amamuphweketsa! 🤣

Atangolengeza kuti wayamba za secular koma ndingatsangalale💀😂

@PempheroMphande The aftermath of Epstein scandals. His brain was obliterated !🤣

Trump on Iran: The leaders are all gone. Nobody knows who to talk to. 1 second later: We are actually talking to the right people… Ladies and gentlemen, America has a mad man for a President and it’s a shame!

@khumbomajiga Gwamba wachimwanji? 🤣

Having a girl shorter than you is an underated blessing

@JaakevMadness Is that Zeze? Umenewo ufiti, mwano, chipogwe kapena uduli? Ndiye poti anampatsa kale mbama! 🤣

Happy birthday Zeze 🎂

👤 9 seasons, 433 games 🌟 373 G/A ⚽ 255 goals 🅰️ 118 assiss 🏆 Premier League x2 🏆 Carabao Cup x2 🏆 FA Cup 🏆 Community Shield 🏆 Champions League 🏆 UEFA Super Cup 🏆 Club World Cup 🎖️ Premier League Golden Boot x4 🎖️ PFA Player of the Year x3 🎖️ FWA Footballer of the Year x3 🎖️ Premier League Player of the Season x2 🎖️ Premier League Playmaker of the Season x2 🎖️ FIFA Puskás Award

@tiidrotafrikka2 Azikadalitsa ukwati wansembe oti banja sanalinunkhepo, wazovala nkachani? 🤣

Munthu sutchena koma ukutigulitsa zovala. Tikukhulupirira bwanji? 🙄

@asacitizeno Serious ya ndalama kapena chikondi? 🤣

Palinso Nkazi apa akufuna Mamuna wa serious 23yrs old. For more information please inbox 📥

@EricLDaugh To hell with evil! There is great battle coming ahead of you! The enemy is just curiously watching closely, Iran's role is to weaken the structures before the US opens another front, that would hammer the last punch. What's on the menu? Russ or China? 🧐

🚨 SCOTT JENNINGS SAYS IT PERFECTLY! "It would be fine with me if we continue to bomb them! These are the worst people in the WORLD. They've been at war with us for 47 years." "The reason that they're saying there are no talks while the president is saying there are is because they LIE ALL THE TIME." "They sent their people out in February to say, oh, we would never have long-range missiles. We have no plans. And then what do we find out this weekend? They get 4,000 kilometer range missiles that can reach most of Europe!" "They lie all the time. That's what the Iranians do. They're terrorists. They hate us." "We're the great Satan. Israel's the little Satan. We can wipe them off the face of the Earth and we'll be fine with me!" "But if the president achieves no nuclear weapons, no ballistic missile program, and an end to the largest state sponsor of terror on the face of the Earth, that'll be a good outcome." "So I hope he gets it. I'm glad he's working towards a diplomatic solution." "They say he might be talking to this speaker of the Iranian parliament. I don't know how it works over there now because we killed so many of their top guys. Maybe the left hand doesn't know who the right hand's talking to." @ScottJenningsKY 💯💯

@ZuluMangani1 Umatha kusankha. Likuoneka ligamuka!

Tomato modzi mpaka 2 pin eeh😂 ndangoti bola kugula dzungu la 1500 amwene😂😂

@asacitizeno Kuntaga mesi basi ! 🤣

Kodi mkazi akakhala kuti sakunyowa mwachangu mumatani?

@Ostrov_A Foreign angels. Birches! Go to hell!

This is what happens when an Iranian missile, with a 100 kg warhead and cluster munitions, strikes the civilian heart of Tel Aviv. Imagine the global outrage if this was London, Paris or Berlin. Yet because it’s the Jewish state, the world is SILENT!

@FordJohnathan5 @PaleScotchi Excellent👌 America is fighting and dying for Israel to terrorise the Middle East.

@IamJoe_lOmiat The tighter the p**sy 😂

The slimmer the waist….? 🤔

@im_vensor They call Africa a savage kingdom. No need for nuclear war heads. Sad!

Why doesn’t any African country have nuclear warheads, even though we have all the necessary resources? Are we being ruled by cowards?, or there is something I don’t know.

@aime_mwizaa What about the snake between Adam and Eve? 🤣

Marriage is between a Man and a Woman. ✍🏽 Do you agree? 🤔

@asacitizeno Nyere yake ndiye ya mgonagonatu, ubwino wake mbolo simatha ufa, simasinkha ndiwo 🤣🤣

Nyere

@asacitizeno Hit and run mpaka 40k? Mwaba zambiri ndi chakwera heti? Zikuyabwa ndalama 🤣

Mkazi wa Hit and Run bwanji guys? Pali 40k apa amene ali serious inbox 📥

@NimraShahzadin How would you find women without nyashi attractive?

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