No tengo pantalones ❌

@KevinLikeSeven @CNN Need one of Trump fucking children

@CNN Need one of a drone blowing up civilians to honor Obama

President Donald Trump’s handpicked Commission of Fine Arts voted to approve a commemorative coin for the United States’ 250th birthday featuring the president’s likeness. And it’s going to be big. cnn.it/4bkaQvM

@_Ric_Ya @CNN In jail

@CNN Where to buy?

@CNN Won’t be worth shit

@anonymo69109524 @areallyneatguy @Mariners Do you have his jersey?

@areallyneatguy @Mariners He’s got options so no

An evening with the Mariners.

@Seahawks Malik McDowell, LJ Collier, CJ Prosise, Germain Ifedi, Geno Smith

@MisterJamesBode @CNN Deflection

@CheebaChabba @CNN It was happening before Trump too... Yet MSM said nothing under Biden.

A community near the dirtiest power plant in the US faces continued mercury exposure after the EPA rolled back regulations. cnn.it/4bwTgDH

@MLB @Marlins Looks like shit

The Marlins' new "Machete" menu item is served in a custom carrying case 😳 This TWO-FOOT homemade flour tortilla is griddled on the flat top with melted mozzarella and Oaxaca cheeses, house-marinated carne asada, smoky guajillo pepper sauce, salsa verde and cilantro 👀 (via @LevyRestaurants)

@TriggeredLou @Mariners Cal grabbed his buttocks.

@Mariners Did anyone shake his hand to congratulate?

Randy getting a light jog in. #TridentsUp

@PearlJam @areallyneatguy would like Gigaton to win it all.

Another year, another bracket! Who do you have winning it all? Compete against Jeff and fellow PJ fans in the greatest Spring Tournament.🏀Make your picks at: pj.lnk.to/sweetlewsbrack…

@native_clt @TriggeredLou @alexsands_ How many shits have you taken today?

@TriggeredLou @alexsands_ Pipe down, pussy.

What should we make the EpiCentre? "Casino on the first floor and a Hooters on the next two floors, and Jesus himself couldn't drag me out of there." axios.com/local/charlott…

@areallyneatguy @dodgers_burner That C effed the dog.

@dodgers_burner @CheebaChabba We trigger you

Based on my recent interactions with M’s fans in relation to the topic of Team USA’s best catcher (Will Smith), I’ve come to the realization that had SEA beaten TOR in the 2025 ALCS, and had LAD beaten SEA the way it beat TOR in the WS, M’s fans would be even MORE insufferable.

@NFLonFOX 2013/14

It's bracket season. Do you know which year this was? 🤔

@dodgers_burner @areallyneatguy Team full of pedophiles

@CheebaChabba @areallyneatguy Raleigh’s exclusion triggers you.

@areallyneatguy @dodgers_burner Dodger boy is triggered

@dodgers_burner If you reply to me, you are a pedophile

@Jeffhiggins021 @areallyneatguy @TriggeredLou PM this guy and get some Pappy

@CheebaChabba We got few bottles in stock pm me for more info

If you can pick one bottle at the Louisville airport (assume price is MSRP), which do you grab?

@gjc1958 @TriggeredLou @dookiebettsss Someone is very triggered

@TriggeredLou @dookiebettsss using the word triggered in 2026

Will Smith just held "the best offense ever" to 1 run

@dodgers_burner @areallyneatguy Yes Dodgers my #1 team since 2023.

@CheebaChabba @areallyneatguy No. How bout you?

Who ever said Will Smith was a bad pitch framer? LMAO!!! Don’t make me check the receipts…

@dodgers_burner @areallyneatguy You a fan since 2024?

@CheebaChabba @areallyneatguy Ironic. You don’t know the meaning of the word. I have one positive post about Will Smith (no mention of Raleigh), and you automatically get triggered into sending me the weirdest, most obsessive ridiculousness I’ve seen on this app.

@dodgers_burner @areallyneatguy Ah don’t be so triggered Dodger boy

@CheebaChabba @areallyneatguy At least you got the right team this time.