𝒞 𝐻 𝐼 𝒞 𝒪

I gained a new respect for women yesterday. I decided to order a whole bottle of wine at the bar and about half way through it kicked in and i got hot and felt hammered. Meanwhile y’all girls are out here drinking that shit like it’s water. Y’all have my seal of approval.

The Chicago Cubs in the bottom of the 9th, down 4-3: • Pete Crow-Armstrong triples to spark the rally • Nico Hoerner sac fly ties it (4-4) • With two outs, Michael Conforto launches a walk-off HR (5-4 Cubs) The Cubs win their 6th straight and 12th straight at Wrigley 🔥

Blue balls on this play

Tyrese Maxey soon as I got money on him

Getting RKO'd by a monkey is a wild story to tell the grandkids

Pete finished last year at 24 OAA. Think he will top that?

The types of place Jordan Spieth pars out from

For about 60 million dollars less, Moise's sure looks pretty good so far.

Sepp Straka's hat tan line is incredible 🧢

27 years ago today, the strongest tornado that has ever been recorded on Earth touched down near the cities of Bridge Creek and Moore, Oklahoma.

Akshay Bhatia had to flex after that one 💪😮‍💨 Having some fun with Alex Noren at the drivable (for some) par-4 16th @Cadillac_Champ. 📺 CBS

Angel Reese was IN HER BAG today. You can tell she’s been working on her game.

Scottie Scheffler played with Cameron Young for 3 of his 4 rounds this week in Cam’s wire to wire 6 shot victory. After the final round, Scottie spoke glowingly about what impressed him most with Cam’s game: “I've always been very impressed with Cam's game. Every time I played with him throughout -- I mean, I known him a long time. Every time I've played with him I've always been impressed with his game. This week he hit a lot of quality shots. A lot of quality iron shots, quality tee shots, especially on the holes where it really matters. There are some tee shots out here that are really difficult and he stepped up and hit the shots. On the greens he was unbelievable this week. First 27 holes I don't think he missed anything really. It was nuts. Guy was just holing everything. When you're hitting really good shots and holing a lot of putts that's a recipe to run away with a golf tournament.” Scottie shot rounds of 71, 67, 69 and 69 to finish solo 2nd at the Cadillac Championship in his last start before the year’s second major, the PGA Championship. He spoke to media about what he’ll do with his week off: “Go home tonight hopefully and get ready for the PGA. A lot of positives. Some stuff I can clean up, but overall definitely some positives from the last few weeks.” Despite only winning once so far this season, Scottie has still finished inside the top 5 in 5 of his last 8 starts and now jumps to number 1 on the FedEx Cup Standings. @PGATOUR @cadillac_champ

Jaylen Brown down the stretch with the season on the line

Desmond Bane with the season on the line

Celtics paying Nikola Vucevic $21M to eat boogers on the bench in Game 7 😭

Brothers Jose and Irad Ortiz share a moment after they finish 1-2 in the Kentucky Derby.❤️

The winning time for Golden Tempo in today’s Kentucky Derby was 2:02.27. Secretariat’s winning time in 1973 was 1:59.4. That’s a difference of 2.87 seconds. That translates to Secretariat beating Golden Tempo by over 17 lengths. Big Red’s record stands after 53 years. Legendary.

Leave it to my horse to commit suicide before the fucking race

On this Kentucky Derby day, here’s your reminder that Secretariat was faster than any horse who has ever lived. The year is 1973 and this is his track record run. Untouched for 53 years. The GOAT.

This fat fuck