Father Bert

@WilliamHill Hi Why has this not been paid out? Ref:O/32991419/0000250/F And why does your AI bot keep closing the "live chat" while going on about Chelsea vs Liverpool when I try to complain?

@WilliamHill Who made the assist for Romero's goal? Ref:O/32991419/0000250/F

📊 Only Liverpool have won more points from losing positions than Spurs in the Premier League this season. 🍿 The entertainers. #THFC | #TOTCRY

@Why_did_you_run @cabey001 @PaulGoldsmith73 @NadineDorries Maybe there was a hidden camera there?

@cabey001 @PaulGoldsmith73 @NadineDorries Just curious, how does a "film creator" know what bra one of the actresses wore on any particular day of making a movie?

So many questions... The biggest is why WAS Michelle Mone made a peer at all? dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…

@Dominos_UK @FabrizioRomano uk.trustpilot.com/review/www.dom…

@FabrizioRomano Shall we send Spurs some pizzas to celebrate? Maybe enough to fill a trophy cabinet.

🚨 Ange Postecoglou will become new Tottenham head coach, here we go! The agreement on two year deal plus option for further season has been reached as revealed in the morning. #THFC Green light on final clauses, time to seal compensation documents with Celtic — then, official.

@Dominos_UK Please deal with the rodents crawling on your produce before hunting for likes on social media.

@TheSpursExpress @Matt_Law_DT 🙄

🚨🥇| Ange Postecoglou has agreed to become the new Tottenham Hotspur head coach ahead of official ratification and announcement! @Matt_Law_DT

@SpursOfficial Nah

82 goals scored. 17 different scorers. ⚽️ Re-watch every goal from our 2022/23 campaign right now ⤵️

@Pyaesonehtun26 @xAlexTHFC Get to many matches do you?

@xAlexTHFC Twerking for every other manager instead of backing a winner who’s currently at the club. He can do what? Play “good” football? With the same bunch of players that have let every manager down? Lol.

I’d 100% wait until the summer to appoint our new manager solely due to the Nagelsmann situation at Bayern If they go out the UCL + lose the title to Dortmund, he’d definitely be sacked, making him by far the best option for us It’s a longshot, but it’s one worth waiting for

@AdzThfc @TottenhamBen He's been invading my life for far too long.

@TottenhamBen Let the guy have his privacy man come on

15 million pound a year and he flys Ryanair 😭

Arsenal ultras ‘The Ashburton Army’ on the way to The Emirates for the game today.

@Ahlbriancoys @CoMacDo

@CoMacDo Some wished Conte not to come back as well. Now they want Mason in charge for Milan game. 🤦‍♂️

Stellini in charge, wins: "Really impressed with his changes." Stellini in charge, loses: "Conte Out!"

hahahaha please look at this house rightmove.co.uk/properties/129…

I’m ENIC and Levy out before I’m Conte out. Enough of the managerial scapegoats. Wonder who else feels the same.

@ChrissyGuenther @Sahara_Stevens

@Sahara_Stevens I personally do not like to use a broad stroke when talking about either side. Making statements like that is unjust and prejudicial treatment of different categories of people. There is racism on both sides.

Do you believe most maga people are racists, or just some of them?

@nmspur21 @thespursweb Son and Emerson have been massive liabilities all season, consistently giving the ball away to the opposition needlessly, yet they are always picked by the manager. The defence is always under pressure due to the cowardly back-passing tactics of...the manager

@thespursweb Have never seen as bad a defence as Spurs at the moment, need 2 centre halves and a keeper minimum. Get this sorted before anything else. The whole team is sitting so deep because the defence is bad, Son is playing like a left back half of the time

Shocking from Lenglet, what a gift. Game over.

@thespursweb I'm seeing a lot of #conteblindness in the replies here.

@jelcab59 @TwiceB_ @billyholliiday @thespursweb "Levy signings" 😄

@TwiceB_ @billyholliiday @thespursweb But if they are levy signings what’s the point

@Craig_freestone @ryan__thfc @jonathandveal83 That's not the reason I'm 'annoyed'.

@ryan__thfc @jonathandveal83 Because the way you was wording it was making it sound like it’s so easy. We are all annoyed as a fan base because we continue to not sign the players we need and address issues in the squad.

Tottenham's table after 20 games of last season and 20 games of this season. #THFC

@B_Real Mauricio Pochettino @SpursOfficial

What do you absolutely need in life to be happy?

@TakeThatDarwin My question is, where am I coming back from?

This person has blocked my account in an effort to prevent me from finding their tweets, which is sort of funny given their whole “I’m being censored” deal, but not funnier than “evolution says BIRDS SHAPESHIFT INTO HUMANS.”