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@CheeseDaydreams

Pfft. Who doesn't have an alt account devoted entirely to cheese?

gfy Katılım Temmuz 2016
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Christy
Christy@CheeseDaydreams·
If you are going to tell lies about me, at least make it interesting. Tell people I hexxed you with an ancient Wiccan curse and now every time you go to flip your middle finger you can't.
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Rebel Soul
Rebel Soul@ThisRebelSoul·
You never forget how it all began.
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Rebel Soul
Rebel Soul@ThisRebelSoul·
Don’t waste time chasing anyone, unless it’s yourself.
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Rebel Soul
Rebel Soul@ThisRebelSoul·
Know my every waking thought and love me anyway.
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☕️Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️
Watched Independence Day the other day and one of the few realistic things about it is that two people actually said goodbye to each other on the phone.
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paused mortem 💀
paused mortem 💀@LeeCram·
If you look closely, you can tell a person's damage by their tweets. But nobody's got time for that, so whatever.
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Rebel Soul
Rebel Soul@ThisRebelSoul·
My love comes unconditionally. My devotion does not.
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Rebel Soul
Rebel Soul@ThisRebelSoul·
Held hostage by hesitation.
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Christy
Christy@CheeseDaydreams·
I wanted to remember him so I wrote down every lie. First I ran out of fingers. Then I ran out of toes I'll always remember you, baby, just not for any of the reasons you might be hoping for.
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Stabbatha Christy
Stabbatha Christy@LoveNLunchmeat·
It is quite timely, that someone could give away their twitter account and then Twitter immediately gives that person back their first account, which they were previously locked out of for years. Like a little Christmas miracle for everyone, and not at all shady.
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Stabbatha Christy
Stabbatha Christy@LoveNLunchmeat·
There's a woman on Twitter who tells people I doxxed her for writing a tweet about a raccoon. Please don't get any of your facts from Twitter.
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Stabbatha Christy
Stabbatha Christy@LoveNLunchmeat·
Every time I read an inspirational tweet I think about that one friend who liked to tell my then boyfriend when she was masturbating, and not gonna lie, the tweets feel a lot less warm and fuzzy.
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Stabbatha Christy
Stabbatha Christy@LoveNLunchmeat·
Girl, I am just relieved that you survived your eleven failed engagements and multiple Mexican kidnappings so that you could be here on Twitter, and celebrating your birthday month with us.
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Stabbatha Christy
Stabbatha Christy@LoveNLunchmeat·
If she talks a lot about light and love, oh boy are you gonna get a lot of angry drunk text messages in the middle of the night. Good luck.
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Christy
Christy@CheeseDaydreams·
Romantic: moving to someone's town to be with them Slightly less romantic: moving to someone's town after they've broken up with you and asked you not to. Multiple times.
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lars@MindBytes·
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
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Christy
Christy@CheeseDaydreams·
@deepeemaurer 🤣🤣🤣 I mean, she isn't shy, and they are nice boobs. Everyone knows that.
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dpmaurer@deepeemaurer·
@CheeseDaydreams tell her it's because she has spectacular boobs and watch the fun.
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Christy
Christy@CheeseDaydreams·
Her: -stalks every tweet for a year & a half -tells people I doxxed her for writing a tweet ABOUT A RACCOON -watches every interaction & DMs people to tell them they shouldn't talk interact with me Also her: OMG why is this bitch obsessed with me?
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