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The balancing act of staying detached but connected.

I hope this email finds you in a smoky room, the smell of wine and cheap perfume.

"Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas." - The Three Wise Men

What I love about American politics is the calm, gentle rational approach everyone has to it. The utter logic and intelligence. Awesome.

@OneMinuteBriefs One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters to advertise #Sprouts 🟢🤤 It‘s a Match! @WholeFoods

my favorite holiday tradition is explaining the rules of a new board game my family never wanted to play in the first place

Guys, I gotta run. I left the fire place video streaming.

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

@OneMinuteBriefs Late entry... One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters to advertise #Gingerbread for #GingerbreadHouseDay @Polaroid

@OneMinuteBriefs One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters to advertise #Gingerbread for #GingerbreadHouseDay @Polaroid

When you die, your hoodies are redistributed to all of your exes.

Curious George never asked one question. The lies are endless.

@OneMinuteBriefs Create book cover designs/concepts for @DominicMcGregor 's upcoming book ‘I’m never drinking again’. #ImNeverDrinkingAgain

@OneMinuteBriefs Create book cover designs/concepts for @DominicMcGregor ’s upcoming book ‘I’m never drinking again’. #ImNeverDrinkingAgain

One day you’re young and cool and the next thing you know you’re dusting your baseboards because people are coming over.

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Wheel of fortune but to determine how much you owe in taxes.

he’s a 10 but abbreviates the word you

Friend: Have you been using that gym membership card I gave you for Christmas? Me: All the time! Just this morning I used it to scrape ice off my windows and yesterday I used it to cut a cake.