Jack Cheetham

@SkyFootball 5 goalkeepers?

Tuchel names his 35-man England squad for internationals with Uruguay and Japan 🦁

People said Palace are shit in Europe. They called us embarrassing. Well, we just narrowly beat the 2nd best side in Cyprus. At the 3rd attempt. In extra time. After they went down to 9 men. Think a few apologies are owed.

@TalkCPFC Did you feel comfortable going Olly with all the war going on? I tried cancelling my flights and everything. Me and my boys couldn’t

@BobbyManzi He had spoken previously about his favourite formation being 4-4-2 - we have the squad to trial this formation why are we not playing two big men up top?

Any questions for Oliver Glasner this evening? #CPFC

@Keir_Starmer No fucking way am I touching your dirty ass vaccine

I send my deepest condolences to the family and friends of the two students who tragically died following the outbreak of Meningitis in Kent. This is also a deeply difficult time for the families of others who are seriously ill. We are working closely with health experts to distribute antibiotics and begin a targeted vaccine programme.

Ismaila Sarr giving his AFCON medal to Chadi Riad next training session:

@TalkCPFC What he do?

@Lea_EFC Pickford took far too long to respond

Look i’m sick about losing but this is a special moment for Max Dowman 👀 Congratulations to the young man 👏

✂️ Bodø/Glimt won 5 games in a row in the Champions League and one fan marked the occasion with a haircut in the stands. 🤣

Can't believe Palace beat this Bodo super team.

@cryptocupra Match attacks

Tell me why you want to be rich in 2 words. Sending $100 to the best answer!

@Unite_Coverange @grok it’s me

@Unite_Coverange It’s me!

The real title race #CPFC

@PalaceReport Personally, I think vicario should of got there. But the ball was so unpredictable is what makes it a great assist

🗣️ Joe Cole on Wharton’s second assist: “If Pirlo plays that pass, the world stops.”

@PalaceReport @LBC OLIS NOT LEAVING!

👮🏻‍♀️ Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner has been banned from driving for the next six months after breaking one of London's 20mph zones. @LBC

@Clip_Station_ @grok did he survive?

A group of refugees did this a security guard in Spain for refusing them entry to a nightclub.

@PalaceReport @TeleFootball Might as well come back to palace if he’s going there. Same transfer policy

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur have stepped up their hunt for a new sporting director with checks believed to have been made on a number of potential candidates including Paul Winstanley and Dougie Freedman. @TeleFootball