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@CheetoChrist213

aka Hank Tough. Parody account - not associated with or dedicated to the Orange Messiah in any way. IGNORE ALIEN ORDERS.

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CheetoChrist@CheetoChrist213·
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Nick Shirley’s mom found a woman who is 126 and somehow is STILL VOTING in California elections “According to this list, this person voted in the last presidential election, and this is why we need identification when we go to vote” @Brookerteejones “Most likely these people are not alive, but they're still voting — We need voter ID here in America to actually save our voting systems and to have accurate elections.”
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Terrence K. Williams
Terrence K. Williams@w_terrence·
What did the No Kings protesters accomplish? Serious Question
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CheetoChrist
CheetoChrist@CheetoChrist213·
@ValentinaForUSA You make pizza like you run a campaign: sloppy, awkward, and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
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Valentina Gomez
Valentina Gomez@ValentinaForUSA·
Pizza Valentina style🍕
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Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate@Cobratate·
Your girl doesn’t wanna be with you. She wants to be with me. Because I’m richer and more famous than you are. Luckily for you - I don’t want her.
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Martha Bueno
Martha Bueno@BuenoForMiami·
Whats the purpose of a protest? Besides letting people know you’re upset, what do you expect to change?
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CheetoChrist
CheetoChrist@CheetoChrist213·
@JesterJum They aren’t free. They’re paid for. Do you really think any business in America would give away anything for free? Ever? Dumbass.
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Jum
Jum@JesterJum·
Maybe groceries are so expensive because 42 million people get theirs for free 🤔 Just a thought.
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CheetoChrist
CheetoChrist@CheetoChrist213·
They’ve met before.
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Hey, is that @SecRubio pictured with Proud Boy convicted of Seditious Conspiracy Enrique Tarrio? Be a real shame if everyone retweeted this.

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CheetoChrist
CheetoChrist@CheetoChrist213·
@Cobratate Why do people post videos of themselves smoking? Do you think it looks cool? All I see is a cuck sucking a tiny little cock until it blows it’s load in your lungs. Real G? If the G stands for GAY.
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Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate@Cobratate·
All the real Gs know England stopped being a real country when garage era ended.
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eXtraScoop
eXtraScoop@eXtraScoopX·
@CheetoChrist213 @ZeekArkham I’m not stopping them from fighting kings. More power to them. But they are just attacking civilians and pretending to fight the power.
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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸
Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸@ZeekArkham·
Before the No Kings protest: no kings in America. During the No Kings protest: no kings in America. After the No Kings protests: no kings in America. So… what was accomplished, specifically?
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Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️
Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️@JennMGreenberg·
Ladies, Dale can hear your clothes. It’s a neurological condition like those people who can see music, but it’s worse, because your clothes are screaming at him. Pray for Dale.
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QUANTUM GUARD ™️
QUANTUM GUARD ™️@QuantumGuard17·
🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: The leftist agitators are paid and got CAUGHT packing up all their equipment after clocking out of their designated protest time David Khait got the entire thing on video and they’re furious It’s COMMUNIST DOLLARS!
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Anthony Cumia
Anthony Cumia@AnthonyCumia·
Hey Bruce, any songs about these innocent victims who were murdered by illegal aliens? • Laken Riley (22, nursing student, Georgia, 2024): Beaten to death while jogging; suspect Jose Ibarra, Venezuelan national in the U.S. illegally. • Rachel Morin (37, mother of five, Maryland, 2023): Abducted while hiking, bludgeoned and strangled; suspect from El Salvador with prior crimes, entered illegally. • Jocelyn Nungaray (12, Texas, 2024): Raped and murdered; two Venezuelan suspects charged, entered illegally. • Kayla Hamilton (20, Maryland, ~2022–2023): Bound, assaulted, and strangled in her home; suspect linked to illegal immigration. • Lizbeth Medina (16, Texas, 2023): Stabbed to death in her apartment; suspect Rafael Romero (Mexican national, visa issues reported). • Ivory Smith (7, Texas, 2024): Killed in DUI crash; suspect Joel Enrique Gonzalez Chacin (Venezuela). • Alex “AJ” Wise Jr. (10, Texas, 2024): Hit-and-run crash; suspect Rogelio Ortiz-Olivas (Mexico, repeat offender reported). • Taliyah Crochet and Rylan Oncale (both 18, Louisiana, 2024): Killed in DUI crash; suspect Axel Flores-Cordova (Honduras). • Anya Varfolomeev (19) and Nikolay Osokin (19, California, 2021): Struck and killed by drunk driver; suspect Oscar Eduardo Ortega-Anguiano (Mexico). • Megan Bos (37, Illinois, 2025): Decapitated and body concealed; suspect Luis Mendoza-Gonzalez (Mexico). • Luis Jocsan Nanez Lopez (15, Kentucky, 2025): Shot while defending his mother; suspect Gildardo Amandor-Martinez (Mexico). • Katie Abraham (20, Illinois): Killed in DUI hit-and-run; suspect tied to sanctuary policies and illegal status. • Victoria Eileen Harwell (Minnesota, 2024): Killed in intoxicated-driving crash; Ecuadoran national reported illegally present. • Hallie Helgeson (18) and Brady Heiling (19, Minnesota/Wisconsin area, ~2024–2025): Killed in head-on DUI crash; Honduran national reported illegally present.
Oli London@OliLondonTV

Billionaire Bruce Springsteen rants about ICE during ‘No Kings’ rally in Minnesota. “Renee Good, mother of 3, brutally murdered. Alex Pretti, VA nurse, executed by ICE.”

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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
President Trump shares a letter from Franklin Graham that says: “The only way to Heaven is through the shed blood of Jesus Christ”
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Matt Walsh
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·
Flight delayed on tarmac. Missed our connection. Based on the other flights available, which were also delayed, and the fact that taking a flight tomorrow would require getting back into a security line stretching seemingly for miles, we decided to get a car and drive five hours to our destination. That’s how bad air travel is right now. Driving is faster. Air travel is awful in this country. People don’t realize just how much it sucks unless they have to do it a lot. It’s not just TSA. Flight delays. Air traffic control issues. Service is even worse than usual. Every airport is crowded and slow and worn down and dirty. Everyone brings their dogs. The term “service animal” doesn’t mean anything anymore. Air travel used to be luxurious. People used to wear suits. Working for an airline was prestigious. The employees took it seriously. It sucks now. It’s terrible. This is the kind of thing our leaders should be fixing. Because the most frustrating thing is that it is so eminently fixable. If only anyone bothered to try.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. It was just confirmed that No Kings protests are funded by 500 ORGANIZATIONS with $3 BILLION in annual revenue nationwide Fox investigated and found that it's George Soros and Neville Singham-linked groups and nonprofits Marxist groups are involved, including the Party for Socialism and Liberation, and People's Forum It's being called a "STAGED, MANAGED PRODUCTION" We ALL KNEW it was staged and funded!
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CheetoChrist
CheetoChrist@CheetoChrist213·
@dom_lucre It was also a time when the Republicans were the progressives and the Democrats were conservative. But that is all flipped now.
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨BREAKING: Nick Cannon has infuriated millions of liberals after announcing that the Democratic Party is “the party of the KKK": "People don’t know that the Democrats are the party of the KKK. People don’t know that the Republicans are the party that freed the slaves."
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Valentina Gomez
Valentina Gomez@ValentinaForUSA·
@ClaudiaWebbe lol that’s tiny compare to Unite the Kingdom rally. Also 0 goats hurt & 0 women raped that day.
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Claudia Webbe
Claudia Webbe@ClaudiaWebbe·
Half a million in London today. The largest anti-far right march in British history. 56 billionaires own more than 27 million of us. They built the crisis, bankrolled the hate, and bought Reform UK. The streets belong to us - not to Farage, not to Musk, not to their money. x.com/PSCupdates/sta…
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CheetoChrist
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He can’t even keep other dicks hard.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 RFK JR just dropped a TRUTH BOMB that’s got the left MELTING “If my father and uncle were around today, they would be making the EXACT same choices as President Trump — on Iran, on Ukraine, and lifting up the middle class!”
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