Chef Papi

@gunsnrosesgirl3 He completely sold on that first jump

The backflip, a gymnast is born

@BacardiCapital I’ve found bird watching is enjoyable

Since I'm never drinking again, what's some activities for someone who's never drinking again ?

@MurrayHillGuy1 At boarding school some of the boys would eat a lot of ground nutmeg rapidly

How does one get drunk without the use of alcohol or drugs?

@KrisLuckPhoto Spirit bear

Probably the rarest thing I’ve ever seen! This is an Alaskan Brown Bear Cub… that’s white!

Can’t get over how much I love Cheeseburgers. I eat 4 or 5 a week and every one of them is as good as the last.

Lots of people have been telling me I look young lately and it’s kinda pissing me off

@MurrayHillGuy1 Extreme long game aka being a friend.. being friends with a women with no intentions other then that and then having it turn into something romantic is always an organic and rewarding feeling ive found

Sexy co worker who I have been playing the extreme long game with is complaining about her boyfriend and may break up….

@jackmac This can’t be right lol

Drop your Twitter IQ below. Anybody can audit you.

@MurrayHillGuy1 “The Jets killed Carl!”

No woman can break my heart… I’ve been a Mets fan my whole life. I was born in pain

@nut_history I keep reading this comparison and I have to agree. Also, not even dramatic or over zealous juxtaposition. It’s fair and accurate.

Still can’t believe this Babe Ruth/Shohei Ohtani comp is real.

@bigcontentguy “All you need is a long pole that you use for a pool and to attach it to a roomba”

i love these accounts that are like “want some easy side cash? just start an entire roof cleaning business.”

@lt4kicks This the stupid fkn list I ever seen

You can call him whatever you want but you must also call him: 2x Super Bowl Champion 2x Super Bowl MVP

@Nutzypoo_ttv Stolen bases?

Yes, IMO. I think there are 4 stat milestones which guarantee the Hall: - 500 Homers - 3000 Hits - 300 Wins - 3000 Ks

@OnlyInBOS Everyone saying Buffs, gets it

If you had to name just one spot in Massachusetts for the best chicken wings—where are you sending them?

@mokeysniper I prefer a 3x on it 👀

Ok can we talk about how the Wingman is the only viable gun in this game? 12 bullets in a mag...hello ?? Something needs to be done. If it takes Respawn this long to balance their weapons then it's not a good sign for the future.

Eating my chicken parm watching this car chase. I’m on the edge of my seat, they can’t pit this pick up truck

Best thing about lazy mid day tv, every now and then you get a live police car chase

@swm175_lucprof I used to play this game on pc way back when

@interesting_aIl Wait a second. At 00:19 White dude doing Asian acent for Honda? Are we official back?

The correct way to pronounce each car brand

@zeynepmyenisey Just to give you some perspective, here in the New England region I pay whole sale $.31 per egg. This is with egg prices still about double what they once were. Meaning, they’re running about 5% cost if they are around the price I am at. Highway robbery

I'm in Los Angeles for the first time in my life and I'm at a cafe where a singular hard boiled egg is $6