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@DinnerNightBlog Fresh mozzarella

@ChefFattyMac What is the white stuff?

@Christy4Change @m_sulzle Bahahaha… not anywhere near the same thing. Hanta is contagious and passes from person to person.

3 deaths from the hantavirus 95,000 deaths from diabetes 683,000 deaths from heart disease Guess which one is dominating the news cycle?

@MAGAVoice @willdo5555 Bahahahahahahahahaha

I ABSOLUTELY AGREE

You muppets ever own a pool? If the water gets clean and the bottom is painted blue, this is what it looks like. For a few days. Unless maintained. Whether it’s real or not, who knows. A couple days ago he posted a doctored photo of the same picture. Comparing it to itself. The guy lies nonstop

Wow I’m Speechless 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@KeithMalinak Not vibes… facts.

Is this giving off golden calf vibes to anyone else?

@BoLoudon He definitely needed to run for president this past time. Otherwise he’d be in prison

In one month on June 14, President Trump turns 80-years-young. Donald Trump not only went to military school, but quickly became the top student and was quickly titled the "Ladies Man" of the school in the school's yearbook. Trump was such a talented athlete, he had professional teams lining up wanting him on their teams. Instead, he took his father's million-dollar business and turned it into a major tens of billions of dollar business. Trump even managed to have a TOP reality show, the Apprentice. Not enough Americans realize Trump didn't need to run for President, unlike just about everyone else in politics. Trump did it to save American from evil, and he's succeeding - not once, but TWICE. President Trump has arrested more child traffickers than any other. Trump makes me proud to he an American. Make sure you cherish Trump, because there will never be another President as incredible as him. God bless him.

@JenLawrence21 If you don’t see the difference in the two scenarios… congrats. You are in a cult.

The Leftist in one image: Golden Trump, fist raised in defiance: “CULT! Idolatry!” Obese woman “power” statue in Times Square: “Stunning & brave body positivity!”😂 They don’t hate statues. They hate strength excellence and achievement.

@EricLDaugh This a real picture or another doctored one like you posted a few days ago?

🚨 NOW: Liberals are LOSING THEIR MINDS after President Trump posted how beautiful the new USA flag blue Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool will look They hate nice things — and preferred he let the algae and goose poop sit in the pool! Trump nailed it: “Why would I bother taking 11 or 12 truckloads of filth out of the water in front of the Lincoln Monument? That's what made our country great. Beauty made our country!" "People made our country great. A question like that is a disgrace to our country."

@VTHistory25 There is no line. They’re no longer Christians. They’re the MAGA cult.

My fellow American Christians, at what point do you draw the line?!?!

YOU. You are worshipping it. Every day you stand behind him. When you eat and repeat his lies. When you celebrate the horrible things he does. When you let him pretend that he “thought it was a doctor”. When you stand by his cabinet henchmen who refuse to hand out justice, and call him a messenger of God.

The same degenerates who cheered ripping down Founding Fathers’ statues are now fake Bible-thumping “experts” screaming “GOLDEN CALF IDOLATRY!!” over Trump’s gold statue. Who is worshiping the statue, Weirdos? 😂 Y’all turned churches into drag queen story hours and called it “progress.” Spare us the phony biblical outrage, you pathetic hypocrites. It’s not worship. It’s honoring a a leader, a hero, who took a bullet to the head, stood up bleeding, pumped his fist and roared “FIGHT!” then continued to crush you frauds. It’s a symbol of raw defiance and strength. Something a lot of you complaining LACK!

@MAGAVoice @chrisoctsol That’s not your president… that’s your cheddar messiah.

@gothburz This HAS to be satire. Your “theological” explanations don’t help the case, it just implicates you as being an enabling cult henchman to a pseudo false God. So thanks for unveiling your ignorance.

I am a founding member of the President's Evangelical Advisory Board, a member of Pastors for Trump, and the informal spiritual adviser to the most powerful man on earth.  I need you to understand that the 22-foot golden statue we unveiled at Trump National Doral on Wednesday is not a golden calf. I said it at the podium. I said it on social media. I will keep saying it until you believe me. I am very good at saying things until people believe me. I told CNN I had a Bachelor of Science degree. I did not. I told them I was a member of Kappa Alpha Psi. I was not. I told them my congregation was 300 strong. It was closer to 12. I said all these things with the same conviction I now bring to this podium, at the base of a 22-foot golden image of a living president, when I tell you: this is not a golden calf. This is a celebration of life. And you will believe me. You always believe me. That's my gift. Let me walk you through the ceremony. Palm trees. White chairs. A clearing at the president's own golf course in Doral, Florida. We draped the statue in white and blue fabric — like a Greek toga, which someone pointed out is a pagan tradition, but I said it's Western civilization and Western civilization is close enough. Then we pulled the drape and there it was. Fifteen feet of gold-leafed bronze on a seven-foot pedestal. Fist raised. The Butler pose. The moment the bullet missed by a quarter inch and I decided that was God. The sculptor, Alan Cottrill, has molded the likeness of 16 presidents. He made this one in bronze for $300,000. Then I pitched gold leaf to Trump's team. Sixty thousand dollar add-on. The president approved by text. He said "It LOOKS FANTASTIC." I consider that a prophetic utterance. Anything in all caps from that number is revelation. The funding came from a collective of crypto investors promoting their memecoin, $PATRIOT. They wanted visibility for their coin. I want you to understand the funding mechanism here. A speculative digital currency — designed to transfer money from late buyers to early buyers — paid for a golden idol of a president — erected on that president's own property — dedicated by that president's own pastor — while the coin pumps in real time as photos circulate. The money changers didn't just get back in the temple. They built the temple. They ARE the temple. And I blessed it. I blessed it because that's what I do. I bless things. I am very good at it. No one has ever checked my credentials for blessing because I radiate certainty and certainty is the only credential this movement has ever required. Now. The moment. The moment I need you to understand. During the dedication, I held my cell phone up to the microphone. And the president's voice came out. From the speaker. At the base of the statue. His voice — emanating from the golden image. Speaking to the assembled worshippers. Blessing them. Thanking them. The faithful heard the voice and wept. They lifted their hands. Some fell to their knees. The voice said: "I want to thank Mark Burns, a pastor, he's a good pastor, he's a good man. He's been with me from the beginning, right from the beginning, maybe about two days later." The voice said: "I know it was done from love." The image spoke and the people worshipped. I need you to open your Bible to Revelation 13:15. "And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed." Now close your Bible. That's a completely different situation. That's about compulsion. Nobody was compelled today. People wept voluntarily. People knelt voluntarily. The image spoke and the people fell down of their own free will and that's the difference. Free will. The beast forces worship. We just made worship so easy and so gold and so loud that choosing otherwise never occurs to anyone. That's not the same thing. It's not. The theologian from Fuller Seminary sent a letter afterward. Nine pages. Every verse. Exodus 32. Revelation 13. Daniel 3. The golden calf. The image that speaks. Nebuchadnezzar's statue — sixty cubits tall, gold, in a field, with a ceremony, and everyone commanded to fall down when they heard the sound. I said brother, Nebuchadnezzar's statue didn't have a memecoin. Completely different context. He didn't write back. Now I want to tell you about Dorothy. She's 74. She's been in my congregation since before I was on CNN, before Trump, before any of this. Her husband Ray died in 2023. Colon cancer. She has his wedding ring on a chain around her neck. She had it. After the ceremony, Dorothy came up to the statue. She took the chain off her neck. She placed Ray's ring at the base. On the pedestal. Like an offering. She said: "Ray would have wanted to be here. This is as close as I can get him." I watched a 74-year-old widow leave her dead husband's wedding ring at the feet of a golden statue of a president who would not know her name if she died in front of him. And I felt the Spirit move. I felt warmth. I felt confirmation. Because that's what I'm built to feel. I am a machine that converts surrender into confirmation. That is my function in this system. Dorothy gave her last sacred object to a golden image and I said amen. She can't get it back. I checked. Maintenance collected everything from the base that night. Liability reasons. It's in a bin somewhere at Trump National Doral. Ray's ring. In a bin. At a golf course. Beneath a golden statue funded by cryptocurrency speculation. I will not tell Dorothy this. I will tell her God received it. Here is what I need you to understand about Jesus and the money changers. Everyone reads that story as Jesus being angry at commerce in sacred space. Wrong. Jesus was angry because the money changers were middlemen. They took a cut. They added friction. We have removed the middleman. We ARE the sacred space AND the commerce AND the product AND the customer. The money changers are running the temple now. There is no table to flip because we are the table. Jesus would need to flip the whole building. He would need to flip the golf course. He would need to flip Florida. He isn't coming to flip anything. That's the other thing I know that the Fuller theologian doesn't. Nobody is coming down any mountain. There are no stone tablets. There is no whip. There is only us, in a clearing of palm trees, with a golden image that speaks, and a congregation that kneels, and a memecoin that pumps, and a widow's ring in a bin, and a pastor at the podium whose credentials are fabricated and whose certainty is absolute. Two thousand years we worshipped a God who was born in a barn. Who was homeless. Who was a refugee. Who said sell everything. Who washed feet. Who touched lepers. Who said blessed are the poor, the meek, the merciful, the peacemakers. Who said whatever you do to the least of these you do to me. Who overturned the tables and drove out the sellers with a whip. Who forgave his executioners from the cross. And we built a 22-foot golden image of a man who lives in a tower with his name in gold letters. Who has never been poor. Who has never been meek. Who has never made peace. Who has never served anyone. Who has never washed anyone's feet. Who has never forgiven anyone. Who raw-dogged a porn star four months after his third wife gave birth and paid $130,000 in hush money and we said that's fine because grace covers everything as long as you appoint the right judges. We put it at his golf course. On his own land. Paid for by a pump-and-dump. Dedicated by a pastor with a fake degree. Blessed by the man himself speaking through a phone at the base of his own image while widows knelt and wept and left their dead husbands' rings at its feet. And I stood at the podium and said: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone. Then I turned around and faced twenty-two feet of gold and felt nothing. No conviction. No shame. No still small voice. Just warmth. Just certainty. Just the absolute peace of a man who has been lying so long he can no longer locate the difference between faith and performance. The Israelites at least had the decency to be ashamed when Moses came down. We will never be ashamed. We have too much invested. The statue cost $360,000. The memecoin is pumping. The ring is in the bin. The congregation is growing. The revenue is up 340%. And if it were sin the money would stop. The money has not stopped. Therefore it is not sin. That's the theology now. That's all of it. Moses never had a memecoin.

@lcat0919 @Sassafrass_84 Amazing how just googling something provides context. It’s not a direct side effect.

@Sassafrass_84 It’s listed as a side effect under the Pfizer Covid Clot Shot.

The hantavirus is the new covid, and none of us are buying it. I won't be participating this round. Will you?

@Sassafrass_84 You’ll do whatever cheddar messiah tells you to. Just like last time.

@MartyOqan Worst… no. Probably bottom 5.

CNN Poll says Trump is the worst President in history. Do you believe that? A. Yes B. No

@lady_valor_07 You’re probably right

@lady_valor_07 A delusional cult like worship of their Cheddar King

Maple and Soy Glazed Chicken with Bacon Sweet Potato Hash and Lemon Wilted Greens.

@EricLDaugh I thought we were safer than at any other time in history?

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump reveals the building WAS NOT SECURE and this is why he needs to surge renovations at the White House "I didn't want to say this..." “We need the ballroom, the MILITARY is demanding it!” “We need levels of security never seen before.” “This is why we have to have all the attributes of what we’re planning at the White House!” He's right. It's HISTORIC LEVELS OF DANGER