Matt lambert

@DrRitaDed @grok is this comedy?

The Black Friday sales are coming soon. I urge you to not refer to it as Black Friday. It is clearly racist and insinuates that black people are cheap. Start thinking about different ways you can end racism

@AklCouncil how do i access my account when myAuckland is linked to a face book that was shut down? there’s no options on your web page

@DAZNBoxing the absolute worst app in all of sports

@elonmuskADO C. Fuck yes!

@elonmusk i’m AWAY klppp n

Earth already receives about the same energy from the Sun in an hour than humanity consumes in a year. Solar panels just need to catch a tiny amount of it to power our entire civilization!

@NMowbray23 And slim pickings for any resemblance of a turn around.

I can’t understand these polls. N.Z gone backwards on EVERY single metric badly. Despite huge increases in spending and bureaucracy mountains of debt, backwards on every productivity metric - woeful management - zero talent or accountability. How can any one vote labour ? Personal responsibility becoming a thing of the past. Might be on track to become Venezuela at this rate - and we can all enjoy shared misery. Puzzling.

@SparkNZ i’ve never been so disgruntled with a service in all my years. Diabolical. can’t wait to find a better provider.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary still have no followers lol

@dazngroup @DAZNBoxing your app is trash in New Zealand i can’t watch the fight live on any apple device. i paid for it but can’t watch it;

@JuddApatow a movie by you about @BattleBots would be incredible.

@dbongino it also comes with 15 of them 😂😂😂

Lol. Geraldo thinks “AR” in AR-15 stands for automatic rifle. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

@NoelLeemingNZ 68 mins of waiting and no service.

@ChefMattLambert Hi, Sorry that it may take longer for one of our agents to answer your call. We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls due to our boxing sale that is ending today. We kindly apologize if this is causing any inconvenience. Thank you

@NoelLeemingNZ 25 mins on hold: no indication where you are at in the line, no option for a call back, no estimated wait time. your customer service is appalling. genuinely appalling.

@elonmusk maybe fix your starlink web page it’s awful, the hardware is easier to navigate. You now have resellers, ad the internet service to the shop to streamline the install. #imbeyondpissedoffandstillhavenointernet

@starlink @elonmusk trying to get the internet working via a unit from reseller @NoelLeemingNZ is beyond frustrating should be such an easy experience

@elonmusk My work is mostly aesthetic so even when i made an effort to tweet with photos of food it got lost in the noise. where as Instagram seems to be my lane:

I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet. If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!

@elonmusk I fell like it all being with @Yelp people really liked reviewing and belittling others when they have a bad day.

What do you think of the culture war?

@elonmusk can you get some starling to Nz please

Fuck that 😂

I’m still in shock over what happened yesterday morning..