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@ravenscimaven #RingofFireChallenge There are capsaicin receptors in your butt, as well as your mouth. 1. Can your butt distinguish the difference between Chili peppers, mustard, wasabi, black peppers, ginger etc? 2. Does your butt build a tolerance over time?

@ViscountBP Just change the design

No, the clock they sell at IKEA wasn't good enough, you have to buy a vintage one of carousell.

@Tweeteringonthe @HippyMomPhD @educatedandfree I always thought Australia would be safe if us idiots in the Northern Hemisphere nukes ourselves. The winds won't send much nuclear fallout towards the South, and closer to the polar region, the soot wouldn't be that bad.

@ChefMiew @HippyMomPhD @educatedandfree Possibly not sci fi now. Was when it was written. Definitely moving to the genere of "speculative fiction".

PRO TIP: Let your kids pick books from a curated selection of exceptional literature Libraries used to do this for you... but they aren't what they used to be My kids picked books from @educatedandfree 's list (link below) Watership Down, The Incredible Journey, All Creatures Great & Small, National Velvet - all headed our way There are truly incredible books out there! Let your kids read greatness♥️

@CarlZha You must have gotten the notice of somebody in the US Govt?

Youtube has removed my channel

@sighyam @realdoonser It's about gut microbiome x.com/i/status/20349…

@realdoonser How do I get a bit closer to her? Genuine question?

I travelled with a Thai girl who enjoys eating stuff like this with raw marinated crab and the most unhinged funky spicy som tam and her bowels are always perfectly fine the next day. Idek how it’s possible.

@sighyam I read this as "her bowels tasted fine the next day"

@Tweeteringonthe @HippyMomPhD @educatedandfree Well that's cheerful.

@ChefMiew @HippyMomPhD @educatedandfree Actually read On the Beach. Australian novel from 1957. There's been a massive nuclear war in the northern hemisphere and everyone in Australia is waiting for the radioactive cloud to move south and kill us.

@fashioninthebay @Baobableaf @caryatis @dundereloise So everything is going to be super expensive and people are going to be unemployed.

@fashioninthebay @Baobableaf @caryatis @dundereloise Companies reduce borrowings, and investments in growth (high interest rates) Companies cut costs. Unemployment goes up. Governments that try to borrow money to increase spending in their countries burden themselves with expensive (high interest) debt

Horseshoe Theory of Gross Animal Parts Both the poor & the rich eat gross animal parts. Poor: tongue, tripe, oxtail. Rich: foie gras, escargot, caviar. But tongue & foie gras arent different in kind, theyre just eaten by diff. groups for historical reasons + economic happenstance

@Tweeteringonthe @TheGrouchHK There's a nice park there? Might take the kid cycling if he's feeling better

@ChefMiew @TheGrouchHK Café Bohème TKO

TKO is so blipping far.... I seriously can't understand why you'd want to move there...

@alt_w_v_g I think after a certain age, you get to know your body well enough that you trial "basic shit" for a few days before you let your wife pull your into a doctor appointment

Went to the doctor the other week My wife made the appointment She said I "look tired" I said I am tired She said "not normal tired. Weird tired." I don't know what that means but I went anyway Nice office Fish tank in the lobby Third one this year Signed in at 1:48pm My appointment was at 2:00pm 12 minutes early Because I was raised to believe that matters The receptionist said "the doctor is running a little behind" I said "how far behind" She said "about 45 minutes" I said "so my 2:00 appointment is actually a 2:45 appointment" She said "we appreciate your patience" I said "I haven't shown any yet" My wife grabbed my arm There was a sign behind the desk "Missed appointments without 24-hour notice will incur a $75 fee" The doctor was 45 minutes late Nobody offered me $75 We sat down CNN was playing on mute with subtitles Running a segment about New York City redesigning its trash cans Cost the city $4 million I looked at my wife She said "don't start" Seven magazines on the table All from 2019 I read an article about supply chain disruptions that have since been resolved Very informative My wife was on her phone She looked up and said "WebMD says you might be dehydrated" I said "so we're paying $1,800 for a second opinion on WebMD" She went back to her phone At 2:54pm they called my name A nurse walked me to a room Took my blood pressure Took my temperature Typed for three minutes Then said "the doctor will be right in" I sat on the paper The paper ripped immediately I looked at the wall There was a diagram of a colon Not how I planned to spend my Tuesday 3:19pm The doctor walked in 1 hour and 19 minutes after my scheduled appointment He was looking at his phone Shook my hand without making eye contact Sat down and read my chart for about 30 seconds While I sat there watching him learn who I was He said "so what brings you in today" I said "my wife thinks I look weird tired" He said "what does that mean" I said "I was hoping you'd tell me" He said "when's the last time you had bloodwork done" I said "2019 maybe" He said "we should run a full panel" I said "fine" He asked if I was sleeping well I said "I have three kids and a golden retriever who thinks 3am is a reasonable time to need outside" He said "are you drinking enough water" I said "probably not" He said "that might be it" I said "you think the reason I look weird tired is because I don't drink enough water" He said "dehydration is more common than people think" I said "I've been here over an hour and sat on a piece of paper that ripped to be told to drink water" He said "we'll know more when the bloodwork comes back" I said "when will that be" He said "3 to 5 business days" I said "business days" He said "yes" I said "my blood has business days" He didn't respond Then he said "any other concerns" I said "several. But none you can bill for." He shook my hand again Still no eye contact Total face time with the doctor: 6 minutes Total time in the building: 1 hour and 37 minutes I was examined for approximately 6% of the time I was present I've fired people for better numbers than that My wife was in the waiting room She asked how it went I said "I need to drink water" She said "I told you that last week" I said "yes but now it's a medical opinion so it costs $1,800" She didn't laugh In the car she said "at least now you know you're fine" I said "I was fine when I walked in. I just didn't have the receipt to prove it." She didn't disagree The bloodwork came back four business days later Everything was normal The doctor's office sent a message through their portal It said "results look great. Continue to stay hydrated and follow up in 12 months." Follow up in 12 months To be told to drink water again $1,800 1 hour and 37 minutes 6 minutes of face time One ripped piece of paper And the same advice my wife gave me for free Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@Tweeteringonthe @TheGrouchHK What's fun / good to eat in TKO? I need to go there on Saturday

@TheGrouchHK There's a ferry but not frequently

@yuzhinok Will he even serve? I thought you go to DB. Do they need to serve after DB?

shi.. now that i think about it there's a non 0 chance i might end up in the same batch as this paedophile

@thecyrusjanssen The Europeans are joining his coalition x.com/i/status/20346…

You just can’t make up how incompetent and ridiculous the circus in the White House has become. Trump is isolated on the world stage, with only Israel supporting his idiotic war in Iran. Meanwhile the Middle East has been destroyed, destabilized for many years to come and the US desperately looking for an off ramp. What an absolute clown show

@CovidNoGood @AngelicaOung This looks like she scratched her ass after eating the cheetos

@AngelicaOung Stop eating flaming hot cheetos!

Oh yesss...Angelica is Monitoring the Situation ALL THE SITUATIONS yes, Iran...but also all the RF-ery that is going on in Taiwan... Link in the comments....

@IAmDouglasKim @AngelicaOung The "SNAFU" face.

@AngelicaOung lol what is that face

@pauldatx @jonsimschina @orikron I wonder, when Japan is "a week away from getting nukes", China can pull an American style "defensive pre-emptive strike" on them? amp.scmp.com/news/china/sci…

@jonsimschina @orikron That’s not how “face” works. And it’s not maybe it’s 100%

If Japan was actually governed by a truly different set of people, this wouldn't be a gaffe. The problem is the Japanese ruling class are *literally* the grandkids of people like The Monster of Manchuria and the butchers of Nanking and they are ideologically unrepentant.

@IAmDouglasKim @orikron We need a POTUS Comedy video. This guy is hilarious

@orikron rare based Trump moment lmfao

@nbgirlboyfie @MsMelChen USA arrests him for the pedo stuff, but paroles him after a few years in jail. He violates his terms for parole, they re-arrest him, jail him for a bit then deports him back to Singapore (yesterday Mar 19) Singapore arrests him for skipping NS Probably go DB for a while.

@nbgirlboyfie YouTuber said something insulting about LKY / religions in Singapore, got a few weeks in jail. Then managed to get asylum in USA (some say to avoid NS), championed by @MsMelChen (Sger in US, journalist, very pro-freespeech, anti-China), who then denounces him after he does pedo.

bro this Amos Yee saga going on for over 10 years already… i Need to understand everything.