LASER DEMON

LASER DEMON SHOULD HAVE RUN IN 2024 WHO WOULD YOU PITIFUL HUMANS RATHER BE RULED BY: AN ANCIENT BEING OF PURE MALICE WITH VARIOUS SIMILARITIES TO THE BIBLICAL ANTICHRIST THAT HAS STAKES IN THE DOWNFALL OF MANKIND OR A DEMON MADE OF LASERS #USElection2024

JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE COME TO THIS BUT IT'S TIME FOR A #Bidenbowout LASER DEMON IS TIRED JUST WATCHING BIDEN. YOU NEED REST. AMERICA DOES NOT NEED REST. AMERICA NEEDS ENERGY BACK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE, BUT A PLEA SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO LASER DEMON THE VALUES AND BELIEFS OF THE @GOP AS IF LASER DEMON WERE AN INTER-DIMENSIONAL BEING WITH ZERO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE LASER DEMON NEEDS TO KNOW HOW YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THIS POINT PLEASE

"BUT, WE LOVE GUNS" AS LASER DEMON, AGENT OF THE MAW, I SUPPORT YOUR DECISION TO REVEL IN AMMO-SEXUAL TENDENCIES. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING TIME I SEE A KID WALK THROUGH THE INFERNO GATES WHILE YOU HUMANS SCREECH PRAISE FOR A DEVICE OF WAR, I WILL... I... I don't know. Please stop.

"MY CANDIDATE IS A MAN OF GOD" YEAH, MET THIS "GOD" DUDE ONCE. HE FLOODED A PLANET LIKE HE WAS TRYING TO HIT CTRL+Z ON HUMANITY. YOUR GOD IS EITHER DEAF, DEAD, BUSY, OR ANNOYED; ALL OF WHICH ARE LOGICAL REASONS TO CONSIDER VOTING FOR PEOPLE WITH *HUMANS* IN MIND

ALL ATTEMPTS AT PROGRESSIVE POLITICS IS HINDERED AT EVERY JUNCTURE BY REGRESSIVE RHETORIC AND HARMFUL CONJECTURE A THREAD:

@meagylou @SaffronSupplyCo @ChefShwasty ABSOLUTELY NOT

@SaffronSupplyCo @ChefShwasty Chef… did you just reply to yourself?

Someone put me in charge of our company's twitter page and I don't exactly know what I'm doing, but I'm going to try and at LEAST start two international conflicts I've already started on one, but more on that later.

WRITE, VOTE, MARCH, SCREAM BUT MOST OF ALL EXPOSE THESE COWARDLY FOOLS WHEN THEY SPEAK FRIENDS, FAMILY, COWORKERS; SHOULD ONE OF THEM OPEN THEIR MOUTH TO SPEAK FAVORABLY OF TODAY SHUT THEM DOWN AND DO NOT STOP MOCK STUPIDITY, EXPOSE THOSE WITH HATE, AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD

LASER DEMON HAS LET MANY THINGS GO UNDER THE GUISE OF BOTH APATHY AND INCREDULOUSNESS I DID NOT THINK WE WOULD GET HERE BUT NOW THAT WE ARE, WE NEED TO COMMUNICATE, NOW MORE THAN EVER, ON WHAT *WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE* ARE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

THE @GOP IS NOW SHOWING THEIR TRUE FACE; A TWISTED MONEY-HUNGRY FACADE THAT WILL EVEN ACCEPT DEATH AS AN ACCEPTABLE COLLATERAL FOR THEIR PERSONAL GAINS BETRAYAL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IS TREASON

THE @TheDemocrats @HouseDemocrats @SenateDems NEED TO STOP PLAYING A SUBSERVIENT ROLE TO THOSE THAT WOULD DO US HARM THIS IS ENOUGH TOO MANY LIVES LOST THE YEARS THOSE CHILDREN HAD LEFT TO LIVE IS NOW THE EMOTIONAL BURDEN OF @GregAbbott_TX GUN CONTROL, NOW.

BAD PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS DONE BAD THINGS UNDER THE GUISE OF A GOOD MOVEMENT, LIKE ANTIFA AND OTHERS CONSIDER THE IDEA, NOT THE PERSON I DEFY YOU TO TELL ME GOOD THINGS DONE BY FASCISTS, WHITE SUPREMACISTS, AND THE LIKE IT'S NOT HARD TO BE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY