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Lunch pack is back guys make una help me Raise am… Our Lunch Pack is out this **Saturday 18th** — Native Rice loaded with diced pomo, shredded fish, egg, fried plantain & chicken, plus a **FREE bottle of Zobo**! - 1000ml plate → ₦7,500 - 3litre bowl → ₦23,000 - 5litre bowl → ₦44,000 Extras: Fried Fish or Peppered Assorted → ₦3,000 each Want to pamper your tastebuds? Just reply or send a DM to place your order. Numbers below too: 09123237555 | 09059916260 See you soon! 😊 Teezzkitchen

@UnkleAyo Exactly my thought after reading some of those comments 🤦🏽‍♀️

I do have a shameless apology to make to Nigerian women. "What can I buy for my boyfriend?" If I've ever trolled you for buying boxers, please forgive me. Buy these men boxerrsssssss. 😭 Your Nigerian men partners treat boxers like leg chain. It doesn't come off. 😭

Reading some of the replies from men, it’s no wonder why some women keep buying boxers as gifts for their boyfriend 🤦🏽‍♀️… Piggies

As a sexually active man, please pity your partners. 🙏 When you use public toilets, rinse your penis. Before you sit, lace with toilet papers. Use one boxer per day. Your penis care is also important to maintain her vagina's PH. You're the one causing the fishy smell.

Dear young women, Do you agree with her? 😂😂😂😂

This has to be my village people, 4th instagram account down in 2months… So I won’t be getting any orders from IG for a while,so my X fam make una help me abeg 🙏… I wan pay rent

Lunch pack is back guys make una help me Raise am… Our Lunch Pack is out this **Saturday 18th** — Native Rice loaded with diced pomo, shredded fish, egg, fried plantain & chicken, plus a **FREE bottle of Zobo**! - 1000ml plate → ₦7,500 - 3litre bowl → ₦23,000 - 5litre bowl → ₦44,000 Extras: Fried Fish or Peppered Assorted → ₦3,000 each Want to pamper your tastebuds? Just reply or send a DM to place your order. Numbers below too: 09123237555 | 09059916260 See you soon! 😊 Teezzkitchen

Our successful previous lunch packs… Kindly pre order for this Saturday 🙏….

No be meme abeg 🙏😫…

Tobi Bakare in his element, give the man an Oscar already..

@jon_d_doe 2-6 years is cool for me

This range is very fine too. I met my wife when we were very young, and in 100 level in the university. There is no way I would be 5 years older than she is. 1-7 years gap is good. 10 can be a stretch.

There’s no better Man than the Man that tries

What do you spend the most money on at this stage of your life?

@MrMekzy_ Data and food

Stranger:(speaks plenty Igbo)Asa,you’re so beautiful. Me:(smile)Thank you.(proceed to walk to the supermarket counter). Stranger:(follows me)Kedụ aha gị?,are you not Igbo? . Me:No I’m not. Stranger:Can I get your number?,I want to know you more Asa. Me:I have a Man.*Long pause*😒 Stranger:Boyfriend Abi fiancé? 😏 Me:what’s the difference? Stranger:there’s a difference oo, if he’s just boyfriend, you’re very single My dear. Me: Husband. Stranger: Really???(looks at my fingers and looked back at me), no ring,Asa you Dey lie for me. Me:(getting tired of the conversation and I was beginning to get uncomfortable,I opened my phone), see my son(a picture of my nephew 😅😂😂😂) Stranger: Wow,okay. He’s cute. Me: thank you. I just didn’t like the way he was looking at me,I had a very weird feeling,and his eyes were wandering. He looked at me again,probably checking for any signs of my lies. He was behind me in the counter so I picked my nylon and walked out. So if I had said “boyfriend”, baba for still double down ooo😂🤣

@hormorlahdeh24 @_essiebaby 😂😂😂 e no Dey my hand oo

@Chef_Tee_ @_essiebaby Abeg nowww😂 Just 2

My dear take heart, you fit still get six more to go.

@_essiebaby Awww poor baby, Pele. No worry, e Dey go round

@Chef_Tee_ no nowww😭

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