ChekhovsGnu

Making a thread of my most recursive tweets:

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Why even name the band "Counting Crows" if you're not going to only make love songs?

When you don’t understand why there’s a [sic] it’s like okay which of the three of us is stupid

As a kid my brother fell into some dimension called "nutritionland" where all these fruits/vegetable sung him songs about nutrition To this day he's always like "man you're acting like you forgot all the lessons we learned in nutritionland" I have to remind him I didn't go there

Borges Pokemon story where each of us is a Pokemon whose name consists in all the words we speak over our lifetime

@PenPenelopePen ?

Hawk tuah

@roomewtoo The Big Three in public health

ahhhhhhh

WHO, ME????

Oman

When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position: if you find yourself on the same side as the Infamous Dunce its time to look in the mirror When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position I agree with: If even the Infamous Dunce can figure this out why can’t you?

oomf that you want to fuck but they LIVE IN CALIFORNIA LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD 7 BILLION PEOPLE AND THEYRE ALL IN CALIFORNIA

LEAVE THEM ALONE

The situation RE: her rooftop is evolving

No...

there’s this poem going around about butchness that i have quite a few critiques about but i’m chill

In long distance relationships you are forced to act in a way similar to one of those pets that tries to get its favorite stuffed animal to eat food with them

she didnt wanna buy me a ps5 aite im gonna play with my ex box