Michelle Watson

How am I just now watching Tiny Furniture?! @lenadunham is one of my favorites!!! 💜💜💜

Every year it’s a new generation of insects chirping the same familiar toon. History just keeps repeating, doesn’t it? 🤦‍♀️😖

@lenadunham is Hannah based on you in real life? If so, we should be best friends because she is my favorite! 😂🥰. Seriously though, thanks for Girls! I have watched it at least 5 times now. 💜💜💜

“And the people of Georgia are angry,” said @POTUS. We are angry that you refuse to accept the truth! I DID NOT vote for you, and I live in GA 😱... and I’m one of MANY! Tip: Be humble and listen to the people, and we might like you more! 🤬

Trump is always the convenient excuse for the rule breakers. Unfortunately he outdoes any defiant child and just provides justification when they act out. Teaching was already difficult before Trump took office. 🤦‍♀️😣 I can only hope change is coming!

@realDonaldTrump please stop being mean... you are setting the tone for America. Go out peacefully. My students idolize you and mimic your mannerisms. They think it is okay to be crass and mean to others because our president is!

“malice toward none…charity for all…firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right…to bind up the nation’s wounds.” —Lincoln It will take a humble spirit and perseverance. Be kind and patient. I believe we can fix this!

If Republicans push through a Supreme Court nominee, within weeks the Affordable Care Act will be gone (a case is pending). 20 million Americans will lose their health insurance and rates will skyrocket for anyone with a preexisting condition. In the middle of a pandemic.

I think I’m getting too old.

@BobsBurgersFOX 😭

Bob suddenly starts selling hotdogs only. Your fourth emoji is your reaction: 🤨

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews When Fox News doesn’t please the Republican/Conservative side it makes you wonder how crooked things have gotten... and I’m not referring to Fox News as crooked for once.

.@FoxNews gladly puts up the phony suppression polls as soon as they come out. We are leading in the REAL polls because people are sick & tired of watching the Democrat run cities, in all cases, falling apart. Also, now 96% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. Another 2016!

@SarahKSilverman My dogs were not happy with the Indeoendence Day celebrations either! I’m positive they thought we were under attack by a force they cannot fight.

In the bathtub with a swaddled terrified dog. There’s just no way to convince her we’re okay. How do I explain to a dog that there are people that love sparkly lights and big booms more than dogs or people

“When the weight of the world has got you down, And you want to end your life. Bills to pay, a dead-end job, And problems with the wife.”

For some reason, I have a bad past with the 4th of July. I’m feeling awfully lonely this time around... but I’m still thankful for my freedom! 🎆🇺🇸🎇

My heart hurts from all the hate and hardships of this year... 2020 has been the year from hell, and I’m ready for a change already. Something has to give! #DepressionIsReal #2020SoFar

@realDonaldTrump Numbers get stretched on a regular basis when it comes to politics, huh? “11 million tests are not even close to the total for the rest of the world.” Really?! Russia, Germany, and Italy have done more than 13 million tests. The rest of the world has done at least 30 million.

Corrupt Joe Biden said yesterday that we have over “120 million” people dead of Coronavirus!

@melissavcomedy This is my biggest stresser when going out! I hate to hear that it’s everywhere! 🤦‍♀️

“...Over a dog...” I will miss my sweet Kelly the Dog. I can’t believe how much I have cried.

@peteholmes I’m totally going to download this game now that it has your approval because I seem to agree with you on almost everything. Plus, how can Zelda ever be bad?! I still enjoy Zelda II for the NES! 💜

i *like* the weapons breaking in zelda. it keeps things interesting AND a weapon breaking strike is double damage so you can plan for them strategically if ya nasty. why all the fuss the game is perfect

@lenadunham You’re always so insightful! I just love you! 💜

Every form of grief is valid, but loss of pets and loss of romantic love are two that are often dismissed or hurried- “it’s been two weeks, you’re still crying?” Recovering from either requires both diversion & community, 2 things that are in short supply right now.