Chelsea Updates

🗣️ Enzo Maresca when asked about the Mykhailo Mudryk situation: "We have a statement from the club. There is not anything to add. We support and trust Misha. We are offering general support. He's a Chelsea player. It's my duty to be in contact with him."

@NationalGridNg I've not seen light fir a total of 10hrs all through this month. Today is 19

In this Month of May: NO GRID COLLAPSE ✅️ IMPROVED SUPPLY ✅️

@TechproCFC @sparkliin I nearly cried

@sparkliin Walahi he get one ball wey suppose drop Enzo, that chance pain me gan.

I do not want Joao Pedro leading our attack next season. We need a striker with proper striker instincts. João Pedro is not that guy.

@cfcSwindonBlues I have no idea why they hate Chelsea this much

@ChelseaFC_Now 100% penalty, just think if that was Salah or Fernandez going down

How is that not a penalty?

@Paul_J_Kaos @Bruce16010004 @nzubegoodluck80 Not at alll

@Bruce16010004 @ChelseaFC_Now @nzubegoodluck80 Are they not even the same franchise?

These high-tech device are cool 👇👇👇

@prophetswitch He was actually expecting people to clap for him, as no one did, he repeated the trash again... Omo, this is hilarious

Take a listen. We went from Buhari , a specialist in failure to this dullard …a strategist in failure 🤦🏾‍♂️.

Tinubu was asked about the insecurity and measures taken to address it His response? NO MATTER HOW SLIPPERY THE BOTTOM OF A CHILD, LEAVE THE BEAD THERE. I kid you NOT 😭. Video in comment section 👇🏿

@Bruce16010004 @nzubegoodluck80 Yea. But the first movie is trash. Absolute rubbish

@ChelseaFC_Now @nzubegoodluck80 Its 2 different movies, the one with Ryan Reynolds is called the Adam project

@iDanDizzy You deh look for Views abi

I was there when Chelsea was about to win the champions league, the entire premier league was rooting for them.

@marvelcinemat How e mama take deh same house with access to room

JLo struggling and still looking fire. The movie knows vulnerability is catnip, but it relies heavily on star charisma to paper over a script that’s basically ‘destination wedding disaster porn with a side of action.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@MR_UNLIMITEEED @Justice_099 @luv1bun Is this a human being?

@Justice_099 @luv1bun he doubted bc he was the one cheating

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@AfamDeluxo @belly112 Nke ezigbo o🤣🤣🤣

@belly112 My good friend, if you insist. Lmao. 😂

Anybody can be cheated on. The deepest pain is often not even the act itself, but who they chose to do it with. I know one rich Odogwu whose wife cheated on him with the gateman, & till today the man is still traumatized. Money dey. Everything dey. You choose gateman. Life sha!

@Gawd1B @druski Has Idris seen this shiii?

@druski This immediately popped in my head, "Idris Elba Can Do Anything" Famalam 😂😂😂😂

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

@yk_xiany @bigdann_x That's what he said. Or you needed it translated?

@bigdann_x Guys like me? There are a lot of guys with reasonable reason why they avoid girls that squirt

If you squirt as a girl I’ll assume you’re very dirty and that’ll be the last time you come to my place. There was this girl in my department (tolani) we vibed a few times then I told her my intentions was not to be in a relationship, but sex only she agreed and the day she came to my house in the night we began to have sex and in the heat of the moment while we were having sex

@avipat_ What is a Kleg?

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

@JamesBassil4 @femidaviesawe @n6oflife6 What sort of a reasoning is this? You use money meant 4 education and invest in farming. Is that justifiable? Is he investing his personal money? Did the person who gave him the money ask him to the money? I wonder what's in your skull that's pushing such trash from ur mouth

@ChelseaFC_Now @femidaviesawe @n6oflife6 “To do something entirely different” It’s not entirely different when there will always be funds due to His investment for even more projects. Una nor de ever think long -term ? Na your papa wan give am another 100M if he use this particular money finish for the projects? 🤦‍♂️

Activist wey dem Dash money to help the Poor done go invest the N100m in Treasury Bills… 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤣🤣🤣

@chukylofashion @femidaviesawe @n6oflife6 I am seriously surprised how someone can be supporting such level of fraud

@femidaviesawe @n6oflife6 NGO dey invest do you know what the meaning of NGO ? Was the foundation based on investment? none governmental organisation and profit making cannot be in the same place.

@femidaviesawe @n6oflife6 Are you mentally ok? How can you use funds given to you for a different course, to do something entirely different, and you're seeing it as being ok? This is a situation that should land said activist in jail. It, clearly is fraud

Takes like this one make me wonder sometimes. It isn't that there is no sense in what that person did; it is that you refused to see it so your agenda could fly. Not everyone is into illicit funding. If you know what NGOs go through in terms of getting funds "legally," you will not fault someone who has decided to invest part of it.

@Her_Nonymous_D His sis in the delivery room, your hubby sleeping in the awaiting room, and somehow, she still have the picture that the new born baby took of him? Awwnn

But it wasn’t small. She still has a photo from that trip. Him asleep in the waiting room chair, head tilted awkwardly, completely exhausted. And in the corner of the frame, that same coffee cup. It’s funny what ends up meaning the most later. Not the big gestures people talk about. Just showing up… and staying.

My husband once flew from Houston to Chicago because his sister was having her first baby. She was alone. The baby’s father was deployed, and everything about that moment felt bigger because of it. He didn’t overthink it. He just booked the flight and went. He sat in that waiting room for 14 hours. Quiet, steady, not making a big deal out of it. Read a book, drank way too much vending machine coffee, and just… stayed. When his sister finally came out of recovery, she was holding the baby. Tired, emotional, overwhelmed in that way only new mothers understand. She looked at him and said, “You didn’t have to come.” And he just shrugged a little and said, “I know.” She smiled, eyes a little teary, and said, “Thank you.” He shook his head and said, “Don’t thank me. Thank the…