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@JackMac Most insecure kid out there lmaoo so worried about height

How to tiptoemaxx according to Clavicular: 1) Sag your pants down to your heels 2) Walk around on your tippy toes 3) Appear 3 or so inches taller to women 4) Mog your competition Went to Florida last week and spoke with Clavicular for 90 minutes. Full interview out now.

@Matt_Pinner When she’s on her period.. “dishwasher is broken”

Can you..?

@1875will_ @MrBrum43 And? I support my local football team and my county football team in Ireland so what’s your point? Every country in the world follows the prem ya dickhead

@Chelseafcs7 @MrBrum43 Supports a team from the literal English capital btw

Hate England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Support English clubs. The Irish are a strange bunch. ⚽️

@forks_gk_ History speaks for itself. He’s done it before. And he played fucking dogshit when he came on. Why he was chosen to come on over Jason Knight I’ll never know. Heimir.

What the hell is Alan Browne doing taking pen no.5 there?

@IFBMedia A true Irish man will not blame these players. They gave it their all but we were not good enough. The only blame I can give is to Heimir for his tactics. This is a sickening result.

No abusing any of our players thank you👍

@IrishPropaganda Heimir’s tactics after going 2-0 up are the reason for this loss, I hate to say it but it’s true. We were dominating, playing real football. There’s 2 players I’ll single out, no idea what Manning was thinking and why would Browne be 5th pen taker, history speaks for itself.

Gutted, devastated We gave it everything Proud of the lads 🇮🇪💚

@IrelandFootball To the English lads commenting here mocking us, what have ye won? The “we should’ve won the euros trophy”? Ye’ve won as much as we have in 60 years.

Our campaign comes to a close after a penalty shootout defeat in Prague.

@IrelandFootball I can’t blame the effort. There’s only two men I can blame, that’s Heimir and Ryan Manning. Manning for giving away a needless pen and Heimir for his tactics of making us sit back when we were playing the best football we’ve played in years.

There is no one to blame other than Heimir Hallgrimsson and Ryan Manning. No danger at all and Manning gives away a pen. Heimir decides at 2-1 to sit back as soon as we concede. Makes Ogbene play 95 mins when he couldn’t even move. I don’t blame this Irish side. @IrelandFootball

@SSB_Rick Good lad! Keep it up. Sobriety in terms of any addiction brings peace!

My name is Chris and I’m an alcoholic. Here’s to my 12th day of being sober. My mind is getting more clear and the urge is slowly fading. I do have my moments, but I’ll work through them. If I can do this, so can you!

@druski Shit I shoulda done George Floyd black-face and danced around, how funny would the other side find it then? 😂

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@ballsdotie Typical English, ignorant bastards.

Roy Keane wanted to talk about the Ireland match at the end of the Overlap this week, but Ian Wright tried to change the subject to Wales and Harry Wilson. Daggers.

@GreatBritishMC It’s just a joke. Everyone is a fanny these days

Alhan is facing backlash for comments he made to a Ukrainian girl about the war on the Sidemen’s Netflix reality show 😬 “Rahh you survived?”

@beyoumf Porn

name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs

@HassCFC Add Colwill to it and you’re spot on

My untouchables at Chelsea right now are: ▫️Estevao Willian ▫️Caicedo ▫️Reece James Who do you think deserves this list?🤔

@canophase @TheShiftJournal @grok A lot of people will judge this dude because they don’t understand what a hyper sexual mind is. If they did, they’d pray to god they’d never have it again

@TheShiftJournal @grok verify this

How long it takes to De-Sexualize your mind (neuroscience backed)

@Odds_Analyst Any tips on who’ll get carded in Newcastle v Sunderland?

As usual I've collated todays Premier League 1+ (100% hit-rates) and 2+ (80% hit-rates) player stats based on their last 5 games. Leave a like if you find these useful. 📊1+ Fouls Drawn in ≥5/5📊 - E. Buendía (Aston Villa) = 2, 1, 3, 2, 1 - A. Gordon (Newcastle) = 4, 4, 1, 1, 2 - E. Anderson (Nottm Forest) = 2, 2, 1, 2, 1 - M. Gibbs-White (Nottm Forest) = 2, 1, 1, 1, 2 - H. Diarra (Sunderland) = 1, 3, 3, 2, 1 - M. Fernandes (West Ham) = 1, 1, 4, 2, 1 📊1+ Fouls Committed in ≥5/5📊 - O. Watkins (Aston Villa) = 1, 2, 1, 3, 3 - L. Hall (Newcastle) = 1, 1, 2, 1, 3 - E. Anderson (Nottm Forest) = 1, 1, 3, 1, 1 - I. Sangaré (Nottm Forest) = 1, 1, 1, 4, 4 - B. Brobbey (Sunderland) = 1, 1, 1, 3, 1 - M. Fernandes (West Ham) = 5, 2, 2, 1, 3 📊2+ Shots in ≥4/5📊 - M. Rogers (Aston Villa) = 2, 3, 4, 2, 4 - A. Gordon (Newcastle) = 3, 3, 2, 2, 4 - M. Gibbs-White (Nottm Forest) = 1, 3, 3, 2, 5 - M. Tel (Spurs) = 1, 3, 3, 2, 2 - Richarlison (Spurs) = 5, 3, 2, 2, 2 📊2+ Fouls Committed in ≥4/5📊 - M. Fernandes (West Ham) = 5, 2, 2, 1, 3 📊2+ Fouls Drawn in ≥4/5📊 - L. Hall (Newcastle) = 2, 4, 0, 2, 3 - Richarlison (Spurs) = 2, 2, 3, 0, 2

@DovySimuMMA Or so you thought

MOVSAR NEEDS A FINISH AFTER THAT POINT DEDUCTION #UFCLondon

@ufc @MovsarUFC @paramountplus This was the most obvious draw I’ve seen. Murphy 1&2, Evloev 3-5, point deduction makes it a draw.

Still undefeated 👊 @MovsarUFC secures the majority decision victory at #UFCLondon! [ LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus ]