Blackwater

This what I think will happen after moving to the island

@eigenrobot Either an alive human is stronger than a dead human or a dead human is stronger than a living one so I just kill myself to fight ghost to ghost.

could you beat a ghost in a fight , unarmed

United Airlines just burnt a cross at my boarding gate

“None of the witnesses to the attack approached or offered assistance to the man as he remained on the ground.” There are things you cannot measure in a CATO line graph.

“So he’s some kind of lawyer but he’s also bizarrely obsessed with hockey and does these roast threads on states that are playing the Colorado Avalanche. Anyways, he did one one roasting Minnesota but they don’t have a sense of humor so now there’s a Minnesotan fatwa out on him “

This Avs game is drunker than I am and that’s saying something.

You may know the intricacies of the sport but I know the intricacies of the concessions menu

The MSM told me the Secret Service keeps killing Trump assasins so I asked how many Trump assasins are there and the MSM told me they just rile up a new libtard each time. So I said it sounds like you’re just feeding Trump assasins to the Secret Service and then Will Stancil started crying

@BovrilG Theres a massage parlor next to the laundromat I sometimes use and its open till like midnight. Its gotta be a front for prostitution

My local massage parlour has just come under new management... - I'm expecting the worst - Prices go up - Focus on conventional massages I don't go in for 2 months and I come by today and shocked is beyond an understatement - Massage oils are gone replaced by beef tallow - Owner is all in on crypto and A.i - Been mining since 2015 - All Non-Filipinos are gone - Fresh trafficked girls everyday - Loves @rupertlowe Most based massage parlour owner I've ever met England is healing

The buzz is real 🐝 🍯

This is when Columbo left for the Undying Lands

Yes, the hot chick from Bloomberg, what’s your question?

Every corny ass Trump assassin should be frozen in time like Han Solo and displayed in the Oval Office

Emailed to ask about when they were sending the offer letter and they called to say it’s definitely coming soon

the only way out is through

The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as highly processed grains. You crave fascism. So they made Mussolini-shaped pasta.

My dad gets his news off Imgur

The Left is absolutely dead silent about this

This Straight of Hormuz situation has me thinking about how I couldn’t be straight with you 💔

🚨 NYC man, Alexander Norden, is found inside a traphouse surrounded by hooker body parts. The scene was, allegedly, so gruesome SWAT officer vomited. "SEE? ITS JUST MEAT! I DISSECTED IT AND ITS JUST MEAT!"