Chesney

When are we going to take our heads out of the sand and admit that paper products giving us the hypothetical number of rolls in each pack is false advertising

Do the people who wear sunglasses on the subway know that we’re underground?

In a shocking turn of events, the insurance phone call I’ve been putting off for 4 months took a minute and half

Asked a worker at a book store where to find a book I’m looking for and she directed me to the tik tok table. I’d prefer if she would have just kicked me out immediately.

I finally made banana bread from the bananas that I put in the freezer and it turned out horribly. There’s probably a lesson here

Buying flowers is the biggest motivator to clean my apartment

Us watching you attempt to outrun something you tried to pspspspspspsps after we specifically said not to

This is my yearly tweet reminding everyone to buy their girl scout cookies from troop 6000, a troop of girls scouts in shelters and temporary housing in NYC!!! digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop600…

@emmagf This is literally the worst design I’ve ever, ever seen

.@Macys campaign from @BBDONY brings main character energy to the big screen with artist Sarah Bahbah. hubs.la/Q01GL49V0

BBDO NY, Director Sarah Bahbah Cast "Main Character" For Macy's: This Macy’s campaign from BBDO NY takes “dress the part” literally, exploring the feeling you get when you find that look from Macy’s… dlvr.it/SkqBc0 #filmproduction #tvproduction #commercialproduction

Please be gentle with me today, I accidentally wore socks that slide down my feet when i walk

The peanut roast had so much potential to be funny but sounds like they had to rewrite the jokes to death

I love weathertech for that ad

@SNICKERS How many wings I eat in one night. Over/under 50

SNICKERS fans, what’s the craziest bet you're laying down this week? Responses may be used in future tweets so give us your best #SnickersRookieMistake

@Mary_Buzbee I got breakfast yesterday with two friends and it was over $30. Still in shock

i know i didn’t just pay $17.43 for two breakfast meals at mcdonald’s

@realclarkjensen @conway__vinny HAHAHA the fame is about to go to my head, careful

@conway__vinny @Chesney_Anne

@Mlow930 & subways

Farting on an escalator should be a crime

@Mary_Buzbee I’m a Pisces, & shocked there’s any toxins left in my body to release

HOLY SHIT my therapist just told me that you release cortisol (stress hormone) through your tears when you cry so you're expelling toxins ?? that's crazy

@FortunatoSidney Is naming your artboards an annoying reply

is there a way to export multiple artboards from photoshop and them not be named “artboard [number]” this renaming situation is getting old