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@Atomheart1972 @prodnose You also really like flags… I thought you’d be all over autonomy for the linesman. Maybe you don’t like them unless they are tied to a lamp-post?

@prodnose Offside is offside, correct decision. I like facts.

Look at this bullshit. This is what football supporters have been cowed into accepting in their game by television. Fuck off television. And every single vampire creep who is an apologist for this nonsense

@FBAwayDays Chester Chester Chester Warrington Town

I want to know… 1. Who do you support? 2. Who does your Dad support? 3. Who does your Grandad support? 4. What is the nearest football ground to your house?

@Tommedian @RTEOne @RTEplayer Two of the best of men. Can this be watched in England?

📺 Tommy’s third guest tonight is comedian, actor and poet Tim Key. Watch live now on @RTEOne or stream on @RTEplayer: rte.ie/player/onnow #TommyTiernanShow

@bagshaw2112 Kids nowadays wouldn’t understand this comedy is a very odd thing to say. Pointless too.

Anyone remember this Guy. A very funny gentleman . Had is own language Called Unwinese I think #stanleyunwin Kids nowadays wouldn’t understand this comedy ..

@UrfrenB3nj11 @Dhavidote You must be so proud of yourself.

@Dhavidote It doesn't break me because I saw it coming a mile away

This scene breaks me every time 💔

@spiderstacy Hi Spider, will you take it in turns to lead?

So before you go off to do whatever unlawful assembly it is you have planned for tomorrow, hit the link below 🎫☘️🥃

@PaulRoundy1 @ClonalAntibody @Acyn You’re sceptical because it doesn’t fit in with your narrative.

@ClonalAntibody @Acyn I'm skeptical of these results because uninsured people don't have the same behaviors as the rest of the population beyond insurance.

McGowan: You're saying 46 Americans died, so we should attack this country. Here at home, 68,000 Americans die a year because they don't have health insurance. So, if we're going to spend billions of dollars on something, would it not make more sense to save American lives, to spend it here on health care than bombing another country.

@SirStevoTimothy It’s incredible…. Lack of discipline for England going to cost Ireland the title???

This game of rugby is absolutely brilliant!

@NoseInFront Such a load of nonsense. Pure click bait and he really used to be so good.

This bloke gets paid actual money. Like, a salary. What a farce.

@ELavelleracing @CheltenhamRaces I think King’s Threshold looks to have a great chance. The booking of Harry Swan is a master stroke too. How did you get him when Gordon has horses in the race???

🐎Thursday Runner’s @CheltenhamRaces Day 3🐎 🔹 3.20 pm Ma Shantou 👉 Harry Cobden rides 🔹4.40 pm Classic King 👉 Ben Jones rides 🔹 5.20 pm King’s Threshold👉 H C Swan rides #Goodluck#TeamLavelle#CheltenhamFestival🐎 🐎

@IrishNHTips I missed it, what happened?

Good man Declan Queally calling out Nico on ITV not before time either.

This is a joy!

@IanRidley1 So delightful

Always a joy picking up my granddaughter from pre-school on Friday afternoons. When I ask her what she did today, she says: “Everything.”

@WellsJorda89710 What Church are you ordained in? Jeepers, you seem to be full of absolute nonsense. However, your use of emojis and capital letters is startlingly brilliant. Amen.

🚨 BREAKING RIGHT NOW 🚨 President Trump just openly declared GOD AS HIS LORD AND SAVIOR — then bowed his head in humble prayer as powerful pastors surrounded him and lifted him up to Heaven! This is what REAL leadership looks like. GOD IS IN CONTROL. America is turning back to Him! 🇺🇸🙏 God bless President Trump! RT if you believe God is moving 🔥

@Gentleman_Ways @JRFArmstrong That is so lovely and I’d forgotten how incredible the movie is. Will be watching again. Thanks.

I think about this scene often. It’s from the movie A River Runs Through It. Turn up the volume and give this a listen before bed. You won’t regret it.

@BergerBrakes @bbctms @BBCSounds @BBCSport I do think they were all carted!

@ChesterMikeFH @bbctms @BBCSounds @BBCSport Jacks and Rashid went for 10 an over. Dawson's solitary over was v poor admittedly. Archer - 15 an over Overton - 12 an over Curran - 13 an over Could say that's all carting, but the spinners did better (and got 4 of the 5 wickets).

India have posted a mammoth total in Mumbai and have one foot in the T20 World Cup final unless England can do something remarkable. Is there any hope for Harry Brook's side? Listen on @BBCSounds plus updates and in-play clips on the @BBCSport app 📱 #BBCCricket #INDvENG

@BergerBrakes @bbctms @BBCSounds @BBCSport So did the spinners.

@bbctms @BBCSounds @BBCSport No. Fielding is so key in T20 and it was poor today. Not selecting Ahmed a big error also. The seam bowlers got absolutely carted.

@geofflester Petulance at best, bit of a twat at worst Geoff?

Unai Emery stormed off in a huff without waiting for a handshake with Wolves boss Rob Edwards after Aston Villa’s shock defeat by the bottom club. Emery showed a similar lack of sportsmanship when ignoring Mikel Arteta after Arsenal hammered Villa at the Emirates in December.

@donaldmccain @BangorRaces @theojgillard Good lad Ollie. Foxhunters winner in 2046?

Great to once again win leading trainer at our local track @BangorRaces and for @theojgillard to win leading jockey for the first time- Made even more memorable with grandson Ollie coming up to help with the bubbles! #19notout 🍾🥂

@Tory_Brexit69 @ThatTimWalker It’s just a nonsense with you isn’t it? Nonsense and whataboutery and ridiculous assumptions.

@ChesterMikeFH @ThatTimWalker He is a creep, if you knew any women you could ask them what they think. But I get why people like you worship the tit whisperer.

When you know you must be doing something right.