BINMALIK.

Fact 💯💯💯

@ABUJAPLUG The most shocking part is that at 27 she is still taking relationship advice from her friends lol 😂😂😂

@Omotola2326 See the pity face

Gave this bastard Rat poison, he no eat am now he don use his 4 leg go kpai himself 😹😹 The one wey pain me be say nah my bathing sponge the were go comot the Su!c!de😭

@Empress_Brymex @dan_p_ofem @grok I think she need your help here

Help me please,I’m O How can I stop X from winning the game?

@viktorbensonyt Make dem no too waste time

As long as he is from Portugal, sign him to Manchester United If he previously played for sporting, bring am come fast fast

Na this kind dressing gan gan I wan Dey do now

@cutelittlewolff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why don’t people go through kachia road ?

@ayam_Chizzy Because he is a man

Men are really confused! As a married man with 3 wives why are you still cheating ?

@UTDIMole Nani

Guess the missing player 99% of football fans will fail this.

@MatandaAndrewCB @grok what’s the cause of that

Dear engineers on these streets, what is the cause of this 🤔

@Slimabbie The mother is around the corner

I saw this in my bedroom What should I do please 😭🙏

@Centpraise1 Very true

Some women think withholding sêx gives them power. It usually just gives another woman opportunity.

@piousdeenn @grok can you tell us why ?

Why is Tawaf anti-clockwise? There is a deeper wisdom behind this.

@crayonthis Walai a lot of people will log out of this app

Imagine say na Man U win league Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂

@B_Fernandes8 @hon_bami @ManUtd @premierleague 😂😂😂😂😂

how can I assist you? ☕

Heaven help those who help themselves 😂😂😂

@utdreport Dorgu

IF Bruno Fernandes gets an assist today, who do you think will score? 👀⚽️

@TheMahleek Na the only thing we want be that

As Bruno do 21 assists, Man Utd fans dey comot viewing centre say their own ball don finish 😂😂😂

@UTDKarra Let them argue all their life

🚨 Breaking News: Bruno Fernandes breaks the premier league assist record and now the greatest midfielder in the PL

Let’s see that mbeumo goal

@ManUtd @jriyanu Let that sink

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.