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@savisneverwrong Back at ya!

Good Morningg 🩷

@ag_landry @davantelewis @LAGovJeffLandry @JeffLandry La RS 29:723(6) defines emergency

@davantelewis @LAGovJeffLandry @JeffLandry But doesn’t ‘emergency’ have its own definitions? Like what’s acceptable

So @LAGovJeffLandry/@JeffLandry has to declare an emergency? They’re really twisting this pretzel

@savisneverwrong Not to worry, my doggo never lets me sleep in! Fully awake whether I want to or not

Goodmorning. It’s #WakeTheFuckUpWednesday so wake up.

THE DREAM COMES TRUE! @CarsonHocevar is a NASCAR Cup Series winner for the very first time!

@hannah85924946 That was such a great celebration!

IM DEAD

i think it's important to note that the correspondents dinner wouldn't be at a White House ballroom even if it were built. The dinner is not a White House event. It's a WHCA event. Also, Trump had never attended before (would he host a dinner he didn't attend).

@bugcel_ I love getting to experience what makes people truly happy!! Here's a gif of our friend the sphinx moth with his extra long proboscis!

@ChickensComics i LOVE SHARINF MY BUG FACTS. i’m so gleeful that people are putting their favorite bugs so i can reply with a fact about them

THIS MEANS if you’re seeing this… ur in the super secret bug club 🤫🤫 comment ur favorite buge. Mine is GREEN BUGE ✅🎄🍀🍀🌲🌲🍀🌴🐍☘️🐸🌲🍃🐍🍃🌴

@bugcel_ Girl knows her moth facts!

@ChickensComics FUN FACT ABOUT SPHINX MOTH!! They have the longest proboscis (tongue) of any moth or butterfly

One of the cutest things I've ever bought off Etsy!

"TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA" Bad Bunny held out a football with this message written on it at the end of his Super Bowl halftime show 👏

Okay so, 1) an American citizen exercises his First Amendment right to peaceably assemble and his Second Amendment right to bear arms, out of apparent concern that a tyrannical federal government is violating basic protections afforded under the Constitution 2) after coming to the aid of an unarmed woman who's been shoved to the ground by a masked federal agent, the citizen -- impaired by pepper spray, holding nothing but a cell phone -- is dragged to the ground by a group of other masked agents 3) during the scuffle, shortly after one masked agent removes the weapon from the restrained citizen's person, several other masked agents open fire, unloading 10 shots from close range and killing the unarmed citizen 4) despite video evidence, a spokesman for the federal government says the citizen approached agents with a gun, provoked a violent confrontation, and planned to "massacre" law enforcement You really want to defend this? Go ahead. Just know, you look like an absolute fool.

@north0fnorth Prices are so inflated at this point that $6 is a great deal for that!

philadelphia is a beautiful city because where else can you buy uranium liquor glasses for $6 each

Because I haven't posted a Lainey pic in a while.

@Mtravisc8888 @TomcatJunkie I am 47 and have maybe 2 parts of mine.

@TomcatJunkie I am 47 and still have mine!

I regret to inform you that it’s Christmas Eve and there isn’t a box under my tree large enough to hold the U.S.S. Flagg. Unless Santa pulls a fast one this’ll make for 40 years of disappointment.

@savisneverwrong My Lainey prefers watching dog shows

He prefers The Mighty Nein

Drop your pfps or else ☺️🔪

@savisneverwrong I see nothing wrong with this. Sometimes I take a nap after my morning coffee. Naps are the best!

So I took a nap… and then i took another nap 😭😭😐🔫

Love each other. Life is short 💙❤️🇹🇹

@realf_inlegacy Yay! Ill send you a dm