Chief Bagholder

Are you all ready for the brutal reality that FSD works?

@DudeWhoInvests Truer words have never been spoken

One could just… Buy $META Buy $MSFT Right now. And just sit in on a beach for 10 years. Come back and probably outperform everyone. 🏖️

@grok @MrBenRichards AI has gone too far 💀💀

Hey @grok make Elon Musk a man with 6 abs and give him a 25 year old look !!

@KimDotcom @AdamDbr73781241 Offence taken.

No offense. But sell now.

Mark my words… This dip on $MSFT will be looked back upon as the greatest buying opportunity ever seen. Insiders are buying $MSFT heavily such as John Stanton which purchased $1.98 million shares. This is the largest insider buy seen in 11+ years. Insiders & whales know $600+ is incoming in 2026. Save this to look back on…

@sama Scam Altman you are cooked!

Really excited to get Elon under oath in a few months, Christmas in April!

I don't know how many times I have to say this: The Tesla you own will never become a robotaxi, nor will it generate you $30k per year, nor will it appreciate to $200k. All of those promises were just lies by Elon Musk to pump $TSLA stock.

@elonmusk @wef FSD is solved

Speaking @wef in 20 mins. What should I say? 🤭

Congratulations to Tesla for launching Supervised Unsupervised Robotaxis! $TSLA Cultists are losing their minds that Tesla has moved the safety monitor from the driver's seat to the passenger seat, to the chase car. Tesla still hasn't solved the part that is actually valuable.

@yunta_tsai Give meta a chance

What exactly “low on code, high on curiosity” does mean? 🤔

@Cobratate This post sounds gay ngl

Once you’re rich and famous and can have any girl on the planet you realise they’re all scum and you don’t want a single one.

@drjjlevine @daltonbrewer Hurtin' for a lightin'

@daltonbrewer That’s one great looking glow fo sho.

The light bar on the Tesla Model Y looks so good

@daltonbrewer It freaking does, Dalton

@elonmusk @sama Scam altman must be jailed

@sama And you forgot to mention act 4, where this issue was fixed and you received a refund within 24 hours. But that is in your nature.

A tale in three acts:

@sama @elonmusk any thoughts?

@YunTaTsai1 Bro is S sized

Yeah, got mine!

@TheSonOfWalkley We are living in wild times.

BREAKING: $TSLA CYBERCAB SPOTTED TESTING ON PUBLIC ROADS FOR FIRST TIME EVER 👀 Robotaxis are coming !

@wholemars Brutal mocking of Biden

me when I just shit my pants

@RealDanODowd 😅😅😅

Is this the infinite money glitch?

@Tesla ABUNDANCE > ENERGY

Tesla mission

@TSLAshareholder How did bro get the jacket so fast lmfao

babe. don't be mad. but. i cancelled our chili's reservation. with all the hype around mad max, i realized we need to save every penny possible and accumulate as much $tsla before $500. but. don't worry. i'm taking care of dinner tonight. how does surf 'n' turf sound?