Behemoth

2.5K posts

Behemoth banner
Behemoth

Behemoth

@ChiefBehemoth_

He is the chief of the ways of God.

The willows of the brook Katılım Şubat 2026
85 Takip Edilen131 Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
I’d not be so quick to call it effeminacy. For CONTEXT, I believe monogamy is superior to polygamy, for the sake of civilization, because, unlike modern wealth, securing a mate is zero sum. In essence, when a man marries a woman, that’s one less woman for other men—& vice versa.
coded_bruh@codedbruhh

Welcome to my gospel for years on this app. 99% of men will not escape it. Fatherhood in Monogamy emasculates men. You will go through humiliation rituals to compensate her for a basic biological function because only her exists.

English
2
1
13
2.2K
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
@kedonojom I’ve met some vampires that like it. I’ve also been told it’s better suited for stir-fry than the normal one. I don’t believe it, but I’m not a chef, so I’ve chosen not to speak on it.
English
1
0
2
29
\ˈfāth\
\ˈfāth\@kedonojom·
If we all don't like the slim spaghetti, why do they still make it?
English
7
1
15
322
M A X
M A X@max_misk·
This happened to me in the first week of June, the mistake I made was not bailing on the weight. I already had waist pain from traveling a lot the previous week, and I still went ahead to squat less than 12 hours after. I felt the spine spasm and pop as I went down, but instead of dropping it, I still came up with it. Gbam, I couldn't walk for 3 plus days.
English
0
0
4
242
saxzy
saxzy@saxzy__·
I popped my lower back while squatting. If you listen well, you’d hear the pop sound
TAYOHASNOAURA@Eyitayomi6

@saxzy__ Crazy, why did you stop squats for two weeks guy?!!!!!

English
10
2
20
8K
purp 👾
purp 👾@purpchops·
@ChiefBehemoth_ @Omoebun20 There is an odour, but it's tolerable to me.. in the moment, mixed with the smell of her sex, elicits something primal for me
English
1
0
2
19
SOG
SOG@Omoebun20·
my favorite thing about eating pussy from the back is smelling her bumbum
English
65
74
321
48.2K
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
@society8felix Yeah. I replied to him. And I had previously also replied to the original tweet he made attempting to counter Ozedikus. His argument(s) since the start of this exchange have been… funny.
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_

@OtitoNosike All your instances show greater sacrifice than Jesus. The soldier has no ‘assurance’ he’ll survive yet he sacrifices. The parent analogy is vague. Only the kidney donor is on par with Jesus, IF & ONLY IF they were guaranteed billionaires after. If not, even they sacrificed more.

English
1
0
1
8
Felix🇦🇷🇪🇸
Felix🇦🇷🇪🇸@society8felix·
@ChiefBehemoth_ Nahh, I think he's just trying to bring up scenarios that are considered a sacrifice but the person sacrificing survives or get some accolades as reward. So he's saying the Jesus case is one of those cases forgetting there's a distinct difference between Jesus case and theirs
English
1
0
0
7
Felix🇦🇷🇪🇸
Felix🇦🇷🇪🇸@society8felix·
Nahhhh, each of your claims here is not same for Jesus. Jesus knows he's going to be killed and he'll surely come back. A soldier didn't take the bullet believing he'll be back. My mom didn't sacrifice her life because she knows she'll get it back. Plus she doesn't know what I...
Lukas Not Podolski@OtitoNosike

You people make me laugh. If someone sacrifices something, the sacrifice lies in the act of willingly giving it up, not in whether it is eventually restored. By your logic, a soldier who throws himself in front of a bullet but survives made no sacrifice because he lived. A parent who gives up a career to raise a child made no sacrifice because they later found fulfilment. A man who donates his kidney made no sacrifice because he continued living afterwards. Do you see how manifestly absurd your understanding of sacrifice is? The value of a sacrifice has never depended on whether the thing lost is recovered. It has always depended on what was willingly surrendered in the moment it was surrendered. The possibility of restoration does not retroactively erase the cost of the act. Now to your second argument: “Who was the recipient?” By Christian theology, Christ willingly offered himself for the redemption of mankind. You can call the story a fable if you like; I would understand why. But saying that Christ, though part of the Trinity, pulled a sort of robbing Peter to pay Paul, a Mavrodi-style scheme, is just flat-out humorous.

English
3
0
3
85
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
@OtitoNosike All your instances show greater sacrifice than Jesus. The soldier has no ‘assurance’ he’ll survive yet he sacrifices. The parent analogy is vague. Only the kidney donor is on par with Jesus, IF & ONLY IF they were guaranteed billionaires after. If not, even they sacrificed more.
English
0
0
2
52
Lukas Not Podolski
Lukas Not Podolski@OtitoNosike·
You people make me laugh. If someone sacrifices something, the sacrifice lies in the act of willingly giving it up, not in whether it is eventually restored. By your logic, a soldier who throws himself in front of a bullet but survives made no sacrifice because he lived. A parent who gives up a career to raise a child made no sacrifice because they later found fulfilment. A man who donates his kidney made no sacrifice because he continued living afterwards. Do you see how manifestly absurd your understanding of sacrifice is? The value of a sacrifice has never depended on whether the thing lost is recovered. It has always depended on what was willingly surrendered in the moment it was surrendered. The possibility of restoration does not retroactively erase the cost of the act. Now to your second argument: “Who was the recipient?” By Christian theology, Christ willingly offered himself for the redemption of mankind. You can call the story a fable if you like; I would understand why. But saying that Christ, though part of the Trinity, pulled a sort of robbing Peter to pay Paul, a Mavrodi-style scheme, is just flat-out humorous.
Felix🇦🇷🇪🇸@society8felix

@OtitoNosike Lol, he's right. It's performative to give something you know you'll get back then call it sacrifice. The term sacrifice is used to assume something is given. If someone loans you money, you won't call it sacrifice since they'll be getting it back. Plus, who was the recipient??

English
4
9
37
2.5K
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
@purpchops @Omoebun20 Yeah, but isn’t it an odour still? It’s not a pleasant smell, like a well washed perineum is never completely odorless.
English
1
0
0
11
purp 👾
purp 👾@purpchops·
@ChiefBehemoth_ @Omoebun20 Oh nah the smell of shit itself is horrible lol. But there's a musk with a clean/not dirty bum that's not completely 'shit' if that makes sense
English
1
0
1
18
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
@OtitoNosike The Bible reads just like most ancient mythologies when critically assessed. It’s fine to believe in Jesus; better than believing in Allah, at least. But you must understand that you’re only exercising faith; Christianity is as unreasonable as Santa, Yemoja, Poseidon, Amadioha.
English
0
0
0
33
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
@OtitoNosike Ozedikus is right. The most despicable people you know will hop on such a deal. Three days of deep sleep (with some nightmares) in exchange for worldwide fame, power & elevation for all eternity. One who takes up such an offer cannot be said to be the epitome of selfless love.
English
1
0
2
75
J.N Chukwudi
J.N Chukwudi@JN_Chukwudi·
I woke up today, afraid of marriage. Petrified at the thought of a monogamous covalent coalescence. Because what if on a random Sunday morning, my partner goes on a low budget podcast to say I was never their spec and they married only because of my pet big black chicken.
English
39
21
153
6.3K
purple🍃✨
purple🍃✨@doseofpurple_·
Maturing is realizing that your little sister didn't mean any harm from stealing your clothes, shoes, makeup, and skincare. She just looked up to you and wanted to be like you.
English
1
0
10
164
Lollipop🤰🏾
Lollipop🤰🏾@rofffybaby·
@Harri_obi Next time please don’t let men touch her. I would be there to back her. Just let me know her weekly schedule 😭😭😭
English
1
0
2
345
Harri
Harri@Harri_obi·
Dropped madam off at iFitness yesterday. Had to tip some touts ₦20k just to back her across the massive pool of water in front of the gym. Got to my own destination, couldn't even drive in. Had to park at a supermarket and order a cab to take me the rest of the way. This Lekki living is not Lekking anymore.
English
71
65
861
148.2K
Chen's
Chen's@herlucinations·
@ChiefBehemoth_ my cousin once said that gaining admission into a federal university in Nigeria is not a cause to celebrate and he was right.
English
1
0
3
248
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
One of my greatest regrets is going to a federal university. All that competition for admission just to be subjected to low quality teaching, embarrassing infrastructure, & spend the first years of your career being subordinate to your peers who went to private universities.
English
28
612
2.8K
80.3K
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
@TolsAbeni You might argue that this difference is itself patriarchal, but that’s highly subjective & heavily debatable, and requires larger scale surveys than we can run. My point is that these practices are first & most glaringly capitalist before they are patriarchal, IF at all they are.
English
0
0
0
20
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
@TolsAbeni Thank you. I agree it’s nuanced. But at its fore, what drives capitalism is profiteering off human nature. Both sexes want to maximize their social/dating value. For men, it’s by the financial (the luxury industry). For women, it’s by the aesthetic (the beauty industry).
English
1
0
0
25
Behemoth
Behemoth@ChiefBehemoth_·
Hello. Could you be kind enough to explain how this “maintenance”, which women routinely say they do for themselves & which men routinely disavow any desire for, is ‘violently misogynistic’ & ‘patriarchally terroristic’, as you’ve put it?
c✭coa puff sweet bitch@s0ilaaa

one day we will discuss how the word “maintenance” is a violently misogynistic capitalism invention. maintenance of what? our performed, unreasonably high standard of femininity. beauty treatments that were once luxury are being pushed on women monthly. in an economic crisis.

English
6
1
10
1.7K