Bluechief

Are you a day or night studier or both? I wanna see something 😭

When an African mum sees you playing in church

“your package is out for delivery” me for the rest of the day

@WaboyaE 😂😂😂

Mum📞📞: I'm at your campus now, but the pig I brought to cover your functional fees just escaped.. Come help me chase it down!! Me: come agaaaain !!

@Jeyhopyy 😂😂

Cheating with somebody uglier than your gf is so crazy to me.

Fresher go think say person wey get carryover no sabi book .

“Your patient had a wound on his neck so I cut it off”

How do you have sèx with someone and not catch feelings?

@i_lexxa We all came to sch to learn Didn’t we?😂 It’s the lecturer’s turn to learn

The lecturer that will mark my today's exam script will learn new things.

Common sense leaving my body just after I receive my salary😭……..

Back then in secondary, this was coca!ne during inter-house competition.

I don hear "Shawarma is overrated" "Pizza is overrated" "Burger is overrated" "Amala is overrated " But I never hear garri is overrated ..e get why😂

@incarnate_13 But I’m short 😂

If you can’t cook a basic meal you’re not an adult, you’re just tall.”

I learnt something in class today y'all. There's no romance without finance.

Result don come out "I didn't even know what I was writing" don carry first class

I think they should ban some university movies and series cause no be the same with real life at all