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Static Contradictions

@ChiefGayMf

26 xe/xem 💅💃 Mix of NSFW, art, and aesthetic - all appreciation, none mine

Katılım Temmuz 2021
239 Takip Edilen6 Takipçiler
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Slartzee 🔞🍑😳
Slartzee 🔞🍑😳@Slartzee·
Get off me, I'm gonna bust!!
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Static Contradictions@ChiefGayMf·
@soulmuva My lover and I 🥰🥰🥰 and every woman he’s ever been with. What a truly special human being. *Loves* protecting and providing safe space, *adores* seeing me in it. Never thought it was possible and suddenly I’ve discovered a whole other part of myself. Evolved, too. Lovely ❤️
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Spike el Monstruo 🦇
Spike el Monstruo 🦇@spikermonster·
we should bring back the art of amvs that try their best to match the visuals with the lyrics rather than 30 second edits that are just whatever song is popular with random shots of ur favorite character
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brooklyn babyy
brooklyn babyy@thee_SACK·
I could watch this for hours
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Static Contradictions@ChiefGayMf·
@yahaboot Micheal Medrano (Disco Sleaze, Do Your Thing, Babe!, Fluids) SOHN Jonah Mutono (Shoulders, If You Mean it, Circulation, I’ll See You) Isaac Dunbar Mansionair Robert Delong (In the Cards/See You in the Future albums) Mo’Ju (Sweet Tsunami Symphony) Social Animals (Love Language)
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Static Contradictions@ChiefGayMf·
@TylerAlterman Best lessons are fundamentals. Fixed my blues when we spent a lesson on embrace feeling like “grilled cheese” not “plain toast”, inspired/engaged when we kept connection but only one person was allowed to move for a while before transferring the “electricity” to the other, etc.
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Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply
I was terrible at social dance for years bc I thought it was about *making the right moves.* But it's really about making *any movement* as long as it's in response to the music & ur partner Most dance teachers do students a disservice by focusing on moves instead of groove
Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply@TylerAlterman

Lotta fellow nerds suck at charisma because they think it's about *saying the right things.* It isn't. It's about rapport. It's about being a good reply-guy IRL. Your words can be nonsense as long as you're participating in a back-and-forth patter

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Static Contradictions@ChiefGayMf·
@VoicesByZane The real wonder is that it got made when it DID because hello explicitly anti-racist film made in 1974??? A mere decade after the Civil Rights Act. True, though, that it couldn’t be revered if it were made today - it would be called “woke garbage” instead.
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Static Contradictions@ChiefGayMf·
@MagicRabbidalt Not to mention all the people jackin’ off into elevators in Rabbids Go Home… absolutely *wild* to still have an E rating
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this fucking interaction
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Static Contradictions@ChiefGayMf·
@EverywhereErica Seriously true. I know a guy who looks/acts almost exactly like this and uncontestedly gets the most pussy out of everyone we know.
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Static Contradictions@ChiefGayMf·
@elka_ii I believe in you 💐 it’s gonna be cool no matter what - I love an airplane as much as I love it’s blueprints, I’m just a sketch artist lol. Truly though, I believe in you, you’re awesome 😋💝
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elkaii.art
elkaii.art@elka_ii·
@ChiefGayMf Thanks a lot! I am very worried and I hope that at the end of the work you will have the same emotions😭😭
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Richard Siken
Richard Siken@richardsiken·
It’s funny that there have been so many questions but none of them have been about my poems, which is really the only thing I”m an authority on.
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uncle j.cole
uncle j.cole@joecacola·
happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate
Willie McNabb 🐗@WillieMcNabb

@JasonIsbell Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

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sex-obsessed lesbian
sex-obsessed lesbian@sexobsessedlesb·
I need a browser extension that can automatically find-and-replace all "X" -> "Y" in website text so I never have the unpleasant experience of stumbling upon smut where one of the characters has the same name as my dad 😬
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