Pádraig “the Irish Chief” Callaghan

Wife went home with another dude while we’re talking. Haven’t told my parents about my victory lap yet - graduation is in 4 days. No j*b. Salmon and rice.

A gaggle of sorority girls in the l*brary makes studying impossible! (500 point exam tomorrow and I just started studying) #fade

@wiseguykeith Take a fifth year so you have a victory lap 👍

Officially a college senior, spit some advice to a fella so I can max out my final lap #canefederacy

Just did a job interview hammered

If Mike Vrabel needs counseling then wtf do I need #drunk

Sorry I’m drunk, should be Franklin era

Franklin eta off to a hot start! #hokies

Thomas Sees #money

If that’s the end of Ovi’s career, thank you for my childhood #caps

Hoping and praying Neo Avdalas comes to Cassell next year #hokies

Pretzel nugget @JaredFogelnator

Pretty hammered 😂 haha lol

Legendary loot, and yes ladies, I’m fostering a puppy #fortnite

“Gay as fuck but I’ve kept my 🎲 record in 2026, 9-0.” #shrink or #expand my buddy’s comment?

@JaredFogelnator Shrink Netflix

This might be the worst scorebug I’ve ever seen

Scottie’s 2nd child on the way - no way he doesn’t win at Augusta #Masters

57 -> a 91, talk about an academic revival #scholar

Just took exam 2, couldn’t have been worse than a 57 on exam 1, right? RIGHT?!

Zeta hat at the postgame #box

Summer of the #whale

Me and @JaredFogelnator hanging out at the postgame 👍