Shaquille “Sweetcheeks” Oatmeall

Updated Official JaredFogelnator Rankings 1. Natalie Portman 2. Megan Fox 3. Emma Watson (OG) 4. Margot Robbie 5. Anne Hathaway HM - Madelyn Cline & Scarlett Johansson

If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch

I fucking hate the Miami dolphins

@ChiefPadraig Mike Vrabel is a grade A cuck

If Mike Vrabel needs counseling then wtf do I need #drunk

I have never been more pissed off watching a 3rd period of hockey in my life #firesweeney

Does life really get any better than this?

Get off the tracks when a train is coming #learnthemeta

oh Fiji where do I start #touse

@BookitWithTrent Hideki Matsui

on this sticky note there is a name of a very random retired baseball player. first person to guess who it is gets a $500 prizepicks lineup. no hints other than he’s retired. go⬇️

Flyovers are top 5 no doubt

What the fuck are we doing Netflix

This might be the worst scorebug I’ve ever seen

@kaneisable22 Kid seems like he would be the perfect fit for squid epic #geed

I want to thank all the shitty coaches from Chelmsford who passed on my son on their “B” travel team. Go fuck yourself. He’s a Champion on the A Pelham Team I also sent this picture to the coaches on the Chelmsford team. Eat shit.

Nice surprise at the bottom of the Borg

Just heard an ungodly crowd pop from the Kentucky shot at the gym #thisismadness

I decided to cancel classes today in case anyone is still waiting to hear

the postgame had to happen

Shit they have baseball but we have their leader…

Wearing a suit is so awesome #expand dressing up

Might start barking at people on tours

@ChiefPadraig Give me a blowjob

If Aaron Nola is the reason the US makes it out of pool play I’ll do whatever the top comment says