Mulenga

They might kill me for posting this but aye. It was wholesome😂

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

Dominik Szoboszlai is such a good footballer. Real pity I have to hate him for being a ‘pool player

I couldn't stop wondering why this cow is so expensive. So I looked it up. I was amazed to find out that a single egg of this cow can fetch upto $25,000. This elite Nelore, descended from India’s hardy Zebu cattle, carries genetics so superior they produce exceptional high-volume, premium-quality beef. That’s why a single one of her ova can sell for around $25,000. Every three weeks she undergoes an ovum pick-up session that typically yields about 10 eggs — turning that single session into a cool $250,000 payday. With roughly 10 productive years still ahead, her eggs alone are projected to generate around $10 million. For a cow valued at $4.8 million, that means her owners are on track to more than double their investment from genetics sales alone. And the real magic happens next: those eggs are fertilized in vitro to create superior offspring that spread her champion traits across countless herds. Literally a cash cow!

@TheBigChairman4 For what exactly?

@Chileshe3M Will you be at wembley today?

🔴⚪️ thru and thru

This joint is hilarious I just met a guy who goes to church with Eze😂

Us even at 11hrs we eat the worms

@yungblud #IDOLS tour live at the O2. My inner child has never needed healing, but that Little Rock fan has been made whole🙌🏾

You guys underestimate just how consumerist Zambians are. Zara is firmly middle-end, not luxury. We’ll buy, comfortably.

London has my heart

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

horses always think running makes them better than me. classic one stomach behaviour.

I know my friendship with Chawanzi was meant to yield great things because we met on a boat in 2007

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

This is genuinely going down as one of my favorite tweets this year 🤣

please do not confuse being educated with being intelligent cause you can have a masters degree and still be an idiot

Also 50 Cent as Balrog is interesting

Nice to see Blanka and Dhalsim but I was really hoping to see skullomania lol

🔴⚪️ thru and thru

Glad we’re through but that was a pretty weak performance. We need a win come the weekend. Goodnight! #COYG