Chill Pill

hi im chillpill and here's a neat introduction about me c; I'm a hockey goalie who broke his ankle playing soccer and then played badminton on crutches. My first stream was me swimming in 30 liters of Dr Pepper. I almost choked to death live on stream. I love diy emo music c;

@MyraLocke_ God yes. That scene hits me like a TRUCK every single time. Favorite christmas movie for sure, but god that scene brings me to tears each time. I can't hear the song without thinking of that scene

Jackfrost when Landslide starts playing. That song hits so hard in that movie marshmallow-qa.com/messages/f1d4b…

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@eira_ch Of course!!

@ChillPillVT thank youuu :D

Just thought i'd post a list of just a handful of the games i'm happy to say have shaped me into the person i am today! (feel free to psychologically analyse me with this list i am giving you all the ammunition you need) can you recognise any games you like here???

@TheSlapSire @Anthorrel Honestly, I know it by the album as a whole and its reputation, so i dunno individual songs. Really any song would fit for your purpose, though. Mabye "Frownland" tho? It's the opening track and will definitely give you the full "what the hell am I listening to?" experience lmao

@ChillPillVT @Anthorrel Any one you recommend in there ?

I'll be streaming the "shit song tier list" on friday at around 8-9PM GMT+1 with my sister @Anthorrel, might be some pokémon card opening as well if we find any ! Looking for more songs as well, drop the most horrendous ones you have !

USA Hockey heard it was time for some spring cleaning. 🧹🦅

@KourraVT As a ranged DPS main, I just stay at the back of the pack and run around in circles throwing my lil hoops around and showing everyone my Super Cool Dance Moves™ while occasionally typing silly things in chat. Why pull mobs when I can jump in circles around the healer instead?

Message to all the dps out there. Sincerely, your tank.

@bajiru_EN Why not both? You brush their hair while they brush your hair. Tho the idea of being jacked bc of ur hair is hilarious lmao. Some gym bro out in the wild asks you how you got so jacked, what's your routine? "Extreme hair brushing bro"

who am i kidding my arms are low-key getting jacked doing this every day who needs help

whoever ends up stuck with me one day better be ready to help me brush 3 ft of hair whenever i wake up in the morning

@gigikantan_vt Don't worry, gigi, i've got all the plapping for you, I'm so proud of u, ur doing such a great job!!

Need me some plap plap plap but the plapping is someone actually clapping their hands because they’re proud of me for once

we don't deserve cats ;c Fred is a hero ;c RIP lil guy ;c

@FlorkOfCows Is "sour bc wet" a universal rule or does it exclusively apply to bread?

@ShoTimeVT @Chadakyo noted.

@Chadakyo What can I say, I'm just the usable guy type

I'm so proud of myself. Thank you @ShoTimeVT for letting me use u

@YuriYourGhost So actually, it's none of those!! It was 1:21 AM EST when you posted that!! It's 6:47 AM EST right now!! Now you know what time it is!! Happy to help!! c; c; c; c; c; c; c; c;

Is it league time? Is it hearthstone time? Is it wow time? Is it resident evil time? Is it tft time? Is it dead by daylight time? Is it northgard time? Is it overwatch time? Is it fallout time? I simply can't decide what time it is... hailp...

Dr Pepper > literally anything else

@Bubble_Streams Jumping in without context to take your side and inflame the argument so more people comment

QRT'ing her to abuse the algorithm since my followers are on my side to exploit an appeal to popularity fallacy.

@ShoTimeVT Yeah, age really do catch up like that fr. the first time one fell off for mine, I tried to keep shoving it back in place and using it until one day it fell off and landed in the toilet and that was that LMAO

@ChillPillVT I got so bummed because they literally just fell off my desk and then, it popped off The age just took it's toll X'D

I've never really used my throne- but I'm tempted on actually adding something now new headphones after over 10 years of service my pair have started falling apart 😭

@TheSpeakerGreen No idea. Real answer, it's probably mostly because of how often I randomly disappear and how little I post about streaming on twitter lmao

@ChillPillVT That's funky, apparently I do in fact exist on here. Not sure where it's pulling the info from.

i'm not in this list. I always knew i wasn't real. I'm sorry for lying to everyone that I existed.