chiller

furiously jerking off while reading The Handmaid’s Tale

@MarcheseMethods convinced the only “feelings” these people have would be the joy they would feel after they label us as “nazis” shoot us, and then mock our grieving families

Assisted suicide feels really good to libtard politicians because they literally can’t understand life outside of immediate feelings, and if those feelings are bad they presume it’s over for you because to fix those feelings would be equally uncomfortable Noelia Castillo

why dont we just dump all the prisoners serving life sentences into Iran?

@MarcheseMethods napping sucks, idk how people regularly do it. the very rare times i do it , it throws off my whole day and just fucks up my mood

Cope excuse to be a lazy fat disgusting pig btw

Being so contrarian that I’m optimistic about the future

the fattest most out of shape guy you know is worried about getting drafted

@Daily_MailUS Good , shut them down, traveling sucks!

BREAKING: TSA says it is on verge of closing AIRPORTS as shutdown triggers security shortages

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

If peeing in the sink is wrong then I don’t wanna be right

@GhostOfNolte yup, i found some of his stuff entertaining and true but this mindset is so detrimental

@Chiller_3000 Dude is off the deep end, his stuff is entertaining and some of it's true but imagining you can give people advice when you can't have a relationship with a woman is stupid. He's a little too far gone on his kabbalah junk.

reminder to go outside and not be a doomer

if shes big and brown, im taking her out for a night on the town!

getting faggоt PTSD from frat boy accounts

hiring a latina hooker to mow my lawn

Someone lick my balls NOW!!!!!

As a man, sometimes you have to make a choice between mocking astrology and getting laid

literally the key to fix overthinking

they caught me 😕

my life is like The Blair Witch Project… nothing ever happens!